Normally, I am for taking the high road. I’d like to say something like: “We are a better program - by a mile. They know this. We know this. My dog knows this. We had a dreadful unexplained hiccup. It happens. Just kick their ass and let it go. We have much bigger games our schedule next season. “
That’s what I’d like to say….. but what I’m actually going to say is : BEAT THEM WORSE THAN THEY HAVE EVER BEEN BEATEN. EVER. I mean EVER.
Every time we score, go for two. No punting. Onside kicks. Max effort every play. Pound the ball off tackle every ten seconds until their D can’t even get up. Hurry up offense to the extreme. With five minutes left up about 88- 0…. Put the starters back in, five wide. Deep post routes. All out blitz until the last whistle. I want to BEAT them so bad the whole country turns on us for being unsportsmanlike bullies. And Smokey should pee on their chicken leg at least once a quarter. I mean so bad Barry Switzer and Tom Osbourne are embarrassed.
I mean literally the WORST BEATDOWN in their entire awful HISTORY.