Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

[Dudleys87]

:hi:

 

[Charlie Kelly]

I saw an albino hippy chick in a white dress while on mescaline in Los Angeles at the hoard fest. Pink eyes and all. I couldn't stop staring at her.

Wait, you were on mescaline? Or she was?

 

[apevol]

I saw an albino hippy chick in a white dress while on mescaline in Los Angeles at the hoard fest. Pink eyes and all. I couldn't stop staring at her.

I spent an hour staring at a pine cone once.

 

[apevol]

Ape!

Drunk.

 

[Volzonya]

Hey VZ!

Hello my friend. You've been absent for a while. Good to see you gurl. Wine this evening?

 

[Volzonya]

Wait, you were on mescaline? Or she was?

I was on mescaline. God knows she was on something because she was constantly spinning in circles. Like a merry go round that I wanted to jump on.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

I was on mescaline. God knows she was on something because she was constantly spinning in circles. Like a merry go round that I wanted to jump on.

I was at a rave in a basement in London a few years back. We were all packed in like sardines. Except for this one chick enthusiastically grinding the wall with no one within 10 feet of her. I really wanted to look away, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it.

 

[Volzonya]

I spent an hour staring at a pine cone once.

I stood still for so long in a rock bottom creek that fish started swimming between my legs. Drooling in the water.

 

[Leximax]

Wait, you were on mescaline? Or she was?

Charlie!

 

[Leximax]

Drunk.

Same

 

[Leximax]

Hello my friend. You've been absent for a while. Good to see you gurl. Wine this evening?

No wine...Greyhounds. Yeah, I checked out of the web for a bit to focus on work then I had people in town. Good to see you too!

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Charlie!

Lexi

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Drunk.

Have to wait until midnight. Lent.

 

[Volzonya]

I was at a rave in a basement in London a few years back. We were all packed in like sardines. Except for this one chick enthusiastically grinding the wall with no one within 10 feet of her. I really wanted to look away, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it.

Never humped an albino. Box unchecked.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Never humped an albino. Box unchecked.

I’d throw a shot into one.

 

[Volzonya]

I’d throw a shot into one.

Father of a unicorn.

 

[Leximax]

I’m so confused. Haha

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Father of a unicorn.

It would undoubtedly be a curious beast.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

I’m so confused. Haha

Catch up.

 

[Volzonya]

Why did I quit drugs again?

 

[Leximax]

Why did I quit drugs again?

Quitter.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Ugh. 5 more minutes.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Why did I quit drugs again?

Blasphemous.

 

[Volzonya]

Blasphemous.

I need an adrenal gland to chew on.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

I need an adrenal gland to chew on.

How about an epi-pen?