Night Owls/Insomniacs thread II

[joevol33]

Where is Joe? The emptiness inside me is making me want to pick on the short dude who has to work too much

I'm here now!

 

[joevol33]

I just remembered a song I wrote when I was like 19

It is the greatest thing that has ever been done, and a rare piece of prophecy

Post it.

 

[joevol33]

Not a bad night so far, but the night is still young.

 

[apevol]

Not a bad night so far, but the night is still young.

Get back to work. Weezer hasn't had the money to buy a hooker in weeks and Jerry keeps asking me if he can cut me open and lick the dope out of my lungs. WE NEED MORE FUNDS.

 

[Coug]

Put it in the microwave. When all the wax is melted, take it to your neighbours house, set it on their couch, light an m80, stick it in and put the lid on. Run like hell and tell 'em ape sent ya

Just piss in their oven and turn it on.

 

[apevol]

Just piss in their oven and turn it on.

That'll turn everybody in the house..

 

[Weezer]

Put it in the microwave. When all the wax is melted, take it to your neighbours house, set it on their couch, light an m80, stick it in and put the lid on. Run like hell and tell 'em ape sent ya

Easier to just make a Molotov cocktail.

 

[apevol]

Easier to just make a Molotov cocktail.

I don't want to burn their damn house down. Just ruin the sofa a little and draw a bit of blood..

 

[Weezer]

Get back to work. Weezer hasn't had the money to buy a hooker in weeks and Jerry keeps asking me if he can cut me open and lick the dope out of my lungs. WE NEED MORE FUNDS.

I've resorted to finding recently deceased hookers. As long as they're still semi-warm, it's all good. The added benefit is not having to pay. I'm wondering if I could sell their bodies to science when I'm done with them?

 

[Weezer]

I don't want to burn their damn house down. Just ruin the sofa a little and draw a bit of blood..

Then do a controlled burn. You can still use a Molotov. Just need to place it appropriately.

 

[Weezer]

Fireworks can bring the fun, too. A few carefully aimed Roman candles can cause some mayhem and property damage.

 

[Coug]

I've resorted to finding recently deceased hookers. As long as they're still semi-warm, it's all good. The added benefit is not having to pay. I'm wondering if I could sell their bodies to science when I'm done with them?

You can just put them in a hot tub for about half an hour and warm them back up again.

Fireworks can bring the fun, too. A few carefully aimed Roman candles can cause some mayhem and property damage.

You were one of those kids that used to shoot them at each other weren't you?

 

[apevol]

I've resorted to finding recently deceased hookers. As long as they're still semi-warm, it's all good. The added benefit is not having to pay. I'm wondering if I could sell their bodies to science when I'm done with them?

I had a glorious post in the PF earlier.

 

[apevol]

You were one of those kids that used to shoot them at each other weren't you?

That was my favorite thing about fireworks!

 

[Weezer]

You can just put them in a hot tub for about half an hour and warm them back up again.

For once, you have displayed true brilliance.


You were one of those kids that used to shoot them at each other weren't you?

I never shot a Roman candle at anyone. For one, they were more expensive than other fireworks. Two, my friends were against the idea when I brought it up. I never understood why. We threw firecrackers at each other and shot each other with bottlerockets, but they were afraid of the Roman candles.

 

[Weezer]

I had a glorious post in the PF earlier.

Does it still exist and are we allowed to discuss it?

 

[Coug]

That was my favorite thing about fireworks!

Lol

I never shot a Roman candle at anyone. For one, they were more expensive than other fireworks. Two, my friends were against the idea when I brought it up. I never understood why. We threw firecrackers at each other and shot each other with bottlerockets, but they were afraid of the Roman candles.

Probably has something to do with the fact that they keep burning even after hitting something.

 

[Weezer]

Lol



Probably has something to do with the fact that they keep burning even after hitting something.

I don't see the problem.

 

[apevol]

The funnest thing to do was have everybody stand in a big circle around a bon fire and have someone toss a whole pack of bottle rockets in it and start dodging..

 

[apevol]

Does it still exist and are we allowed to discuss it?

Yeah. I added more to it but I think I'm getting too drunk to recreate the magic of the first post.

 

[joevol33]

Get back to work. Weezer hasn't had the money to buy a hooker in weeks and Jerry keeps asking me if he can cut me open and lick the dope out of my lungs. WE NEED MORE FUNDS.

One of you has to suffer, I'm losing an hour tonight!

 

[joevol33]

That was my favorite thing about fireworks!

I got shot in the face with a Roman candle. I have a nice scar under my mustache, on my nose, and under my eyebrow.

 

[apevol]

I got shot in the face with a Roman candle. I have a nice scar under my mustache, on my nose, and under my eyebrow.

Ive got some kind of affinity for fire. I've stood in a fifty foot ring if fire, without being burned in the slightest. I used to be able to touch steel heated to 600 degrees for a short time without serious burns.

I've had less luck with cigarette lighters and crack pipes, though. Burn out all my nose hair so many times. First time I ever smoked from a glass pipe, I grabbed the bowl like an idiot, and it melted the skin on my finger tips so bad that the pipe just slid through my fingers like they were made of butter, lol.

 

[YankeeVol]

That was a crazy game. 8-2 bad guys, but oh was it fun. There was a fight 37 seconds into the first period. 74 PIM thru 2 periods.

 

[apevol]

That was a crazy game. 8-2 bad guys, but oh was it fun. There was a fight 37 seconds into the first period. 74 PIM thru 2 periods.

Who? What sport?!