Night Owls/Insomniacs thread II

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apevol said:
Trying to figure out how to steal a space shuttle
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Best bet is the Endeavor. The Enterprise is sitting on board the USS Intrepid, so it's fairly secure. The Discovery is in the Smithsonian, and the Atlantis is on display at Cape Canaveral. The Endeavour is at the California Science Center. I would guess it has lesser security than the other three, but logistics would be a nightmare. The sheer size makes it near impossible.
 
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Weezer said:
Best bet is the Endeavor. The Enterprise is sitting on board the USS Intrepid, so it's fairly secure. The Discovery is in the Smithsonian, and the Atlantis is on display at Cape Canaveral. The Endeavour is at the California Science Center. I would guess it has lesser security than the other three, but logistics would be a nightmare. The sheer size makes it near impossible.
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OK, help me do it and we can split the hookers and blow
 
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Weezer said:
Best bet is the Endeavor. The Enterprise is sitting on board the USS Intrepid, so it's fairly secure. The Discovery is in the Smithsonian, and the Atlantis is on display at Cape Canaveral. The Endeavour is at the California Science Center. I would guess it has lesser security than the other three, but logistics would be a nightmare. The sheer size makes it near impossible.
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Mind=blown
 
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The biggest obstacle would be the weight. You're not going to do a snatch and grab on something that weighs that much. You could scrap it on site, but you won't get all of it. This will take lots of planning and plenty of weed.
 
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Weezer said:
The biggest obstacle would be the weight. You're not going to do a snatch and grab on something that weighs that much. You could scrap it on site, but you won't get all of it. This will take lots of planning and plenty of weed.
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We should see if we can get a government grant to fund our plan. Under the guise of 'testing NASA's vigilance'

If that works, I say we don't even bother doing it. Just pay some dim witted meth heads to skulk around the parking lot, then call NASA and anonymously inform on em, and tell the government NASA has no problem with security after we've cleared a few hundred thousand
 
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