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Hi. My name is Jodi. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a guy named Chad who is a Clemson fan. *barf*

He gave me his phone number even though I never gave him the impression that I was interested in him. However, he kept buying my drinks, so I continued to chat with him to get free drinks. Duh. That’s what girls do.

Chad tried a little too hard to impress me. Like playing dumb songs for me on his phone and dancing like a 90 year old drunk man. Omg, he had a ton of stupid ass dad jokes. And I love dad jokes, but the ones he told were not funny at all.

I giggled like an annoying 5 year old girl just to get him to find me repulsive, but he said my laugh is endearing which is weird because I purposely made my laugh sound like a cow on the verge of dying.

The worst part was when he got sloppy drunk after a few beers and **** his pants. After that I told him I need to go home because I had to get up early the next morning which was a total lie. He cried y’all.

Found out that he’s been desperately looking for me so I gave in and reached out to him. Big mistake. He calls and texts me constantly. I am losing my mind. I want to block his number, but my husband says that is mean.

What should I do?
 
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Jodivols said:
Hi. My name is Jodi. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a guy named Chad who is a Clemson fan. *barf*

He gave me his phone number even though I never gave him the impression that I was interested in him. However, he kept buying my drinks, so I continued to chat with him to get free drinks. Duh. That’s what girls do.

Chad tried a little too hard to impress me. Like playing dumb songs for me on his phone and dancing like a 90 year old drunk man. Omg, he had a ton of stupid ass dad jokes. And I love dad jokes, but the ones he told were not funny at all.

I giggled like an annoying 5 year old girl just to get him to find me repulsive, but he said my laugh is endearing which is weird because I purposely made my laugh sound like a cow on the verge of dying.

The worst part was when he got sloppy drunk after a few beers and **** his pants. After that I told him I need to go home because I had to get up early the next morning which was a total lie. He cried y’all.

Found out that he’s been desperately looking for me so I gave in and reached out to him. Big mistake. He calls and texts me constantly. I am losing my mind. I want to block his number, but my husband says that is mean.

What should I do?
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Jodivols said:
Hi. My name is Jodi. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a guy named Chad who is a Clemson fan. *barf*

He gave me his phone number even though I never gave him the impression that I was interested in him. However, he kept buying my drinks, so I continued to chat with him to get free drinks. Duh. That’s what girls do.

Chad tried a little too hard to impress me. Like playing dumb songs for me on his phone and dancing like a 90 year old drunk man. Omg, he had a ton of stupid ass dad jokes. And I love dad jokes, but the ones he told were not funny at all.

I giggled like an annoying 5 year old girl just to get him to find me repulsive, but he said my laugh is endearing which is weird because I purposely made my laugh sound like a cow on the verge of dying.

The worst part was when he got sloppy drunk after a few beers and **** his pants. After that I told him I need to go home because I had to get up early the next morning which was a total lie. He cried y’all.

Found out that he’s been desperately looking for me so I gave in and reached out to him. Big mistake. He calls and texts me constantly. I am losing my mind. I want to block his number, but my husband says that is mean.

What should I do?
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You sound pretty hot in my humble opinion.
 
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Jodivols said:
Hi. My name is Jodi. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a guy named Chad who is a Clemson fan. *barf*

He gave me his phone number even though I never gave him the impression that I was interested in him. However, he kept buying my drinks, so I continued to chat with him to get free drinks. Duh. That’s what girls do.

Chad tried a little too hard to impress me. Like playing dumb songs for me on his phone and dancing like a 90 year old drunk man. Omg, he had a ton of stupid ass dad jokes. And I love dad jokes, but the ones he told were not funny at all.

I giggled like an annoying 5 year old girl just to get him to find me repulsive, but he said my laugh is endearing which is weird because I purposely made my laugh sound like a cow on the verge of dying.

The worst part was when he got sloppy drunk after a few beers and **** his pants. After that I told him I need to go home because I had to get up early the next morning which was a total lie. He cried y’all.

Found out that he’s been desperately looking for me so I gave in and reached out to him. Big mistake. He calls and texts me constantly. I am losing my mind. I want to block his number, but my husband says that is mean.

What should I do?
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Mother of God. Give us the noods
 
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Jodivols said:
Hi. My name is Jodi. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a guy named Chad who is a Clemson fan. *barf*

He gave me his phone number even though I never gave him the impression that I was interested in him. However, he kept buying my drinks, so I continued to chat with him to get free drinks. Duh. That’s what girls do.

Chad tried a little too hard to impress me. Like playing dumb songs for me on his phone and dancing like a 90 year old drunk man. Omg, he had a ton of stupid ass dad jokes. And I love dad jokes, but the ones he told were not funny at all.

I giggled like an annoying 5 year old girl just to get him to find me repulsive, but he said my laugh is endearing which is weird because I purposely made my laugh sound like a cow on the verge of dying.

The worst part was when he got sloppy drunk after a few beers and **** his pants. After that I told him I need to go home because I had to get up early the next morning which was a total lie. He cried y’all.

Found out that he’s been desperately looking for me so I gave in and reached out to him. Big mistake. He calls and texts me constantly. I am losing my mind. I want to block his number, but my husband says that is mean.

What should I do?
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Jodivols said:
Hi. My name is Jodi. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a guy named Chad who is a Clemson fan. *barf*

He gave me his phone number even though I never gave him the impression that I was interested in him. However, he kept buying my drinks, so I continued to chat with him to get free drinks. Duh. That’s what girls do.

Chad tried a little too hard to impress me. Like playing dumb songs for me on his phone and dancing like a 90 year old drunk man. Omg, he had a ton of stupid ass dad jokes. And I love dad jokes, but the ones he told were not funny at all.

I giggled like an annoying 5 year old girl just to get him to find me repulsive, but he said my laugh is endearing which is weird because I purposely made my laugh sound like a cow on the verge of dying.

The worst part was when he got sloppy drunk after a few beers and **** his pants. After that I told him I need to go home because I had to get up early the next morning which was a total lie. He cried y’all.

Found out that he’s been desperately looking for me so I gave in and reached out to him. Big mistake. He calls and texts me constantly. I am losing my mind. I want to block his number, but my husband says that is mean.

What should I do?
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Are you @Behr?
 
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Jodivols said:
Hi. My name is Jodi. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a guy named Chad who is a Clemson fan. *barf*

He gave me his phone number even though I never gave him the impression that I was interested in him. However, he kept buying my drinks, so I continued to chat with him to get free drinks. Duh. That’s what girls do.

Chad tried a little too hard to impress me. Like playing dumb songs for me on his phone and dancing like a 90 year old drunk man. Omg, he had a ton of stupid ass dad jokes. And I love dad jokes, but the ones he told were not funny at all.

I giggled like an annoying 5 year old girl just to get him to find me repulsive, but he said my laugh is endearing which is weird because I purposely made my laugh sound like a cow on the verge of dying.

The worst part was when he got sloppy drunk after a few beers and **** his pants. After that I told him I need to go home because I had to get up early the next morning which was a total lie. He cried y’all.

Found out that he’s been desperately looking for me so I gave in and reached out to him. Big mistake. He calls and texts me constantly. I am losing my mind. I want to block his number, but my husband says that is mean.

What should I do?
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If you're looking for a bunch of good-for-nothing reprobates to make Chad look good in comparison, you're off to a good start.
 
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If he looks like Uncle Ronnie, you gon be big mayud.
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You're crazy. Uncle Ronnie is a one woman man! He loves Loretta and there ain't no way he'd cheat on her. Plus that fancy bird of his has a big mouth and he'd tell on Uncle Ronnie if he ever even looked at another girl's booty.
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***FYI.....that ain't Ronnie's gun Loretta's holding. She's a 8 hot and a 10 crazy on that Universal Hot Crazy Matrix Scale.
 
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Jodivols said:
Hi. My name is Jodi. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a guy named Chad who is a Clemson fan. *barf*

He gave me his phone number even though I never gave him the impression that I was interested in him. However, he kept buying my drinks, so I continued to chat with him to get free drinks. Duh. That’s what girls do.

Chad tried a little too hard to impress me. Like playing dumb songs for me on his phone and dancing like a 90 year old drunk man. Omg, he had a ton of stupid ass dad jokes. And I love dad jokes, but the ones he told were not funny at all.

I giggled like an annoying 5 year old girl just to get him to find me repulsive, but he said my laugh is endearing which is weird because I purposely made my laugh sound like a cow on the verge of dying.

The worst part was when he got sloppy drunk after a few beers and **** his pants. After that I told him I need to go home because I had to get up early the next morning which was a total lie. He cried y’all.

Found out that he’s been desperately looking for me so I gave in and reached out to him. Big mistake. He calls and texts me constantly. I am losing my mind. I want to block his number, but my husband says that is mean.

What should I do?
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We are still going to Cheap Trick, right?
 
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