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#28
#28
Jodivols said:
Hi. My name is Jodi. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a guy named Chad who is a Clemson fan. *barf*

He gave me his phone number even though I never gave him the impression that I was interested in him. However, he kept buying my drinks, so I continued to chat with him to get free drinks. Duh. That’s what girls do.

Chad tried a little too hard to impress me. Like playing dumb songs for me on his phone and dancing like a 90 year old drunk man. Omg, he had a ton of stupid ass dad jokes. And I love dad jokes, but the ones he told were not funny at all.

I giggled like an annoying 5 year old girl just to get him to find me repulsive, but he said my laugh is endearing which is weird because I purposely made my laugh sound like a cow on the verge of dying.

The worst part was when he got sloppy drunk after a few beers and **** his pants. After that I told him I need to go home because I had to get up early the next morning which was a total lie. He cried y’all.

Found out that he’s been desperately looking for me so I gave in and reached out to him. Big mistake. He calls and texts me constantly. I am losing my mind. I want to block his number, but my husband says that is mean.

What should I do?
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Only life advice that you can get for this must come from @The Ron Mexico
 
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#30
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Jodivols said:
Hi. My name is Jodi. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a guy named Chad who is a Clemson fan. *barf*

He gave me his phone number even though I never gave him the impression that I was interested in him. However, he kept buying my drinks, so I continued to chat with him to get free drinks. Duh. That’s what girls do.

Chad tried a little too hard to impress me. Like playing dumb songs for me on his phone and dancing like a 90 year old drunk man. Omg, he had a ton of stupid ass dad jokes. And I love dad jokes, but the ones he told were not funny at all.

I giggled like an annoying 5 year old girl just to get him to find me repulsive, but he said my laugh is endearing which is weird because I purposely made my laugh sound like a cow on the verge of dying.

The worst part was when he got sloppy drunk after a few beers and **** his pants. After that I told him I need to go home because I had to get up early the next morning which was a total lie. He cried y’all.

Found out that he’s been desperately looking for me so I gave in and reached out to him. Big mistake. He calls and texts me constantly. I am losing my mind. I want to block his number, but my husband says that is mean.

What should I do?
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Jodivols said:
Hi. My name is Jodi. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a guy named Chad who is a Clemson fan. *barf*

He gave me his phone number even though I never gave him the impression that I was interested in him. However, he kept buying my drinks, so I continued to chat with him to get free drinks. Duh. That’s what girls do.

Chad tried a little too hard to impress me. Like playing dumb songs for me on his phone and dancing like a 90 year old drunk man. Omg, he had a ton of stupid ass dad jokes. And I love dad jokes, but the ones he told were not funny at all.

I giggled like an annoying 5 year old girl just to get him to find me repulsive, but he said my laugh is endearing which is weird because I purposely made my laugh sound like a cow on the verge of dying.

The worst part was when he got sloppy drunk after a few beers and **** his pants. After that I told him I need to go home because I had to get up early the next morning which was a total lie. He cried y’all.

Found out that he’s been desperately looking for me so I gave in and reached out to him. Big mistake. He calls and texts me constantly. I am losing my mind. I want to block his number, but my husband says that is mean.

What should I do?
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Jodivols said:
Hi. My name is Jodi. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a guy named Chad who is a Clemson fan. *barf*

He gave me his phone number even though I never gave him the impression that I was interested in him. However, he kept buying my drinks, so I continued to chat with him to get free drinks. Duh. That’s what girls do.

Chad tried a little too hard to impress me. Like playing dumb songs for me on his phone and dancing like a 90 year old drunk man. Omg, he had a ton of stupid ass dad jokes. And I love dad jokes, but the ones he told were not funny at all.

I giggled like an annoying 5 year old girl just to get him to find me repulsive, but he said my laugh is endearing which is weird because I purposely made my laugh sound like a cow on the verge of dying.

The worst part was when he got sloppy drunk after a few beers and **** his pants. After that I told him I need to go home because I had to get up early the next morning which was a total lie. He cried y’all.

Found out that he’s been desperately looking for me so I gave in and reached out to him. Big mistake. He calls and texts me constantly. I am losing my mind. I want to block his number, but my husband says that is mean.

What should I do?
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Have you seen John Wick?
 
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#45
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VolNExile said:
Or something.

All I know is that it's pretty irritating having two (maybe) people join up here just to troll each other. We troll one another all the time - we don't need outside help.

Cleanup on Aisle 6, someone.
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And both happen to come to the best forum on Volnation 👀
 
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I suspect FastChad first posted to a sports forum, and mods moved his thread to the Pub. There perhaps it should have stayed. However, mal wanted to share the fascination with ‘Zoners, and a mod who gives us reason to suspect Freak’s need or judgement obliges.

The Jodivols character behaves suspiciously like a troll being committed by a ‘Zoner of least scruples. Possibly, we would have been spared this had FastChad’s thread remained in the Pub. Maybe we would have been graced by the real Jodie’s membership and posts. Alas.
 
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#49
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Tin Man said:
I suspect FastChad first posted to a sports forum, and mods moved his thread to the Pub. There perhaps it should have stayed. However, mal wanted to share the fascination with ‘Zoners, and a mod who gives us reason to suspect Freak’s need or judgement obliges.

The Jodivols character behaves suspiciously like a troll being committed by a ‘Zoner of least scruples. Possibly, we would have been spared this had FastChad’s thread remained in the Pub. Maybe we would have been graced by the real Jodie’s membership and posts. Alas.
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I ain't even supposed to be in here!
 
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