No One On The Arkansas Boards Could Answer This

#27
#27
Well, welcome all those guests from Arkansas, hopefully you can enjoy your time here, because I bet you can no longer enjoy it after this Saturday.
 
#28
#28
Well, welcome all those guests from Arkansas, hopefully you can enjoy your time here, because I bet you can no longer enjoy it after this Saturday.


I'll let you know. Hell, I like it here. As a Razorback fan, I'm used to abuse. :rock:
 
#29
#29
Q: If you have a car containing a Vol running back, a Vol safety, and a Vol fulback, who is driving the car?






A: The cop
Ok, Nice shot but you would have to throw in a Hog RB as well for stubbing his toe in a barfight-oops they didn't suspend him for that one. Guess they get off easy for breaking the law in hog country.


What do you call a man in Arkansas carrying a pig under each arm?



A pimp.
 
#32
#32
Think back through the many years of US history......

Now, what is the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
 
#37
#37
Ok fine...Darren McFadden. I'm not saying that joke from Hope...the black of Arkansas is what I like to call him.
 
#41
#41
Nope, I-40 through Little Rock is the worst stretch of that entire road. I know this because Knoxville to Flagstaff is ONLY 24 hours in a Penske on I-40.

read the question......what is the best thing to come out of Arkansas?
 
#44
#44
Think back through the many years of US history......

Now, what is the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?

Bear Bryant, Tommy Tubberville, Jimmy Johnson, Johnny Cash, and most important, Ranger Bass Boats, one of which proudly sits in my garage. :dance2:
 
#45
#45
Ok, Nice shot but you would have to throw in a Hog RB as well for stubbing his toe in a barfight-oops they didn't suspend him for that one. Guess they get off easy for breaking the law in hog country.


What do you call a man in Arkansas carrying a pig under each arm?



A pimp.


To clear the record

McFadden did not break his toe in a bar fight!

He was called to come pick up a friend or brother (not sure which one) from the bar. While he was standing in the parking lot talking someone tried to steal his car. He stopped the would be car thief but broke his toe in the process (stubbed it on a piece of conrete while kicking at him)
 

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