NSFW - The practice before gameday and all through the house

[tbh]

'Twas the night before Gameday, as they looked at their chart
All the Georgians were panicked, especially Smart

The hedges were trimmed in the endzones with care,
Knowing the Volunteers soon would be there;

The players were scared and hid in their beds;
While visions of layups danced in their heads;

The game started, and the Vols went to work,
Soon all knew without question, Kirby is a jerk,

We heard Heup exclaim, as his team left the city
“Rocky Top was too much, I told all yall, by fiddy”

Outstanding!

 

[tbh]

I think it needs to be Nited before Freak will consider a pin.

Was it, by chance, penned on a Toshiba (the paragon of computing quality and power)?

 

[volinsd]

'Twas the night before Gameday, as they looked at their chart
All the Georgians were panicked, especially Smart

The hedges were trimmed in the endzones with care,
Knowing the Volunteers soon would be there;

The players were scared and hid in their beds;
While visions of layups danced in their heads;

The game started, and the Vols went to work,
Soon all knew without question, Kirby is a jerk,

We heard Heup exclaim, as his team left the city
“Rocky Top was too much, I told all yall, by fiddy”

Where did you find this @McDad ??
I need this on a poster or something

 

[mrmax86]

Gonna be another one of these at the game tomorrow:

 

[McDad]

Where did you find this @McDad ??
I need this on a poster or something

I wrote it.

Take it, print it, copyright it. It's yours.

 

[lsanders2727]

What Kirby sees in his nightmares when he dreams about trying to cover Tennessee's receivers ...

 

[feathersax]

Bowl Cut is going to blow a gasket by halftime.... Couldn't happen to a better prickhead!

VFL...GBO

Flowbee-boy in full panic mode! Gotta love it, VOL Nation.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

'Twas the night before Gameday, as they looked at their chart. All the Georgians were panicked, especially Smart

The hedges were trimmed in the endzones with care,
Knowing the Volunteers soon would be there;

The players were scared and hid in their beds;
While visions of layups danced in their heads;

The game started, and the Vols went to work,
Soon all knew without question, Kirby is a jerk,

We heard Heup exclaim, as his team left the city
“Rocky Top was too much, I told all yall, by fiddy”

Gold. As usual.

WGWTFA!!!!! GBO GBO GBO GBO

 

[WoodsmanVol]

He needs his mouth washed out with soap!

I recommend this product. Greatly reduces dirt-mouth and tongue ticks.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

'Twas the night before Gameday, as they looked at their chart. All the Georgians were panicked, especially Smart

The hedges were trimmed in the endzones with care,
Knowing the Volunteers soon would be there;

The players were scared and hid in their beds;
While visions of layups danced in their heads;

The game started, and the Vols went to work,
Soon all knew without question, Kirby is a jerk,

We heard Heup exclaim, as his team left the city
“Rocky Top was too much, I told all yall, by fiddy”

 

[SobeVol]

Awesome

 

[VOLFan65]

'Twas the night before Gameday, as they looked at their chart. All the Georgians were panicked, especially Smart

The hedges were trimmed in the endzones with care,
Knowing the Volunteers soon would be there;

The players were scared and hid in their beds;
While visions of layups danced in their heads;

The game started, and the Vols went to work,
Soon all knew without question, Kirby is a jerk,

We heard Heup exclaim, as his team left the city
“Rocky Top was too much, I told all yall, by fiddy”

Glorious!

 

[CNCVol88]

I'm sure that's normal Kirby. That being said, I couldn't imagine wanting to play for a guy who rants and raves and hollers and screams constantly.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

Kirby was screaming - y'all can't cover chit

 

[Halph66]

That is Sabin-esque. Bring pure joy to my soul. GBO!

 

[Matt2496]

Gonna be another one of these at the game tomorrow:

There is nothing more satisfying than watching Saban melt down.

I hope for similar satisfaction tomorrow.

 

[AstonRoyal]

I dunno this might just be how he coaches.

I mean even my high school coaches sounded like this (without the microphone and projected sound through speakers of course) all the time in practice. Granted we had a losing season... lol

 

[DD4ME]

I dunno this might just be how he coaches.

I mean even my high school coaches sounded like this (without the microphone and projected sound through speakers of course) all the time in practice. Granted we had a losing season... lol

Yes for sure, but I still get to be glad to hear our scheme stressing them that badly.

 

[Zues1]

Slackers, run em till they puke Kurby.
Then run em till they puke again.
Lol

 

[dduncan4163]

And meanwhile Josh is cooler than a polar bears toenails. I think he has Kirbys butthole purkering

 

[Other_Guy]

Kirby may need to change pants at halftime after we put up a 30 burger by halftime

Some of yall have way too much confidence lol

 

[DD4ME]

Some of yall have way too much confidence lol

Meh just having fun atp.

 

[ftsandersvol]

He knows a beatdown is coming, and he’s scared.

 

[Lizzard28]

This is par, he is challenging his corners to step up this weekend. He would say it if Deion Sanders was out there

 

[TNHopeful505]

Makes me like heupel even more. He doesn't have to rage like a lunatic to get results. He is even keeled, level headed and loves and respects his players. Wouldnt trade heupel for anyone.