Obama's New Executive Order - National Defense Resources Preparedness

[Gramps]

Gramps rather bring home the prom queen and the captain of the cheerleading squad the same night....oh what a night!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I didn't go home with the prom queen, but I left prom with two girls and neither of them was the girl I went with. Does that get me any credit?

Zero

 

[RespectTradition]

I really don't think it would be hard to make a sarcasm font/character. I feel like emoticons take away something from the post and don't always work well.

They do not! :neener2:

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ya typing can be hard to convey emotions/sarcasm/etc. I try to use emoticons for that, but... it doesn't always work.

Traditionally the emoticon raising the hat is sarcasm

 

[slh1089]

Zero

jealous

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Gramps rather bring home the prom queen and the captain of the cheerleading squad the same night....oh what a night!

Popping viagra like tums

 

[OrangeEmpire]

jealous

Negative ghostrider

 

[JayVols]

Sean Connery begs to differ

Sean Connery couldn't get an erection now even with Viagra.

 

[RespectTradition]

Zero

:vava: Ouch!

 

[slh1089]

Sean Connery couldn't get an erection now even with Viagra.

Don't you speak against Sean Connery like that.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Sean Connery couldn't get an erection now even with Viagra.

God is angry right now

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Don't you speak against Sean Connery like that.

Dang straight

 

[RespectTradition]

God is angry right now

Charleton Heston?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Charleton Heston?

Blasphemy against Sean Connery

 

[JayVols]

Don't you speak against Sean Connery like that.

Lol. In his defense, he could bring a woman to orgasm with his accent alone.

 

[Gramps]

Charleton Heston?

Nah , he's Moses

 

[slh1089]

Charleton Heston?

He was Moses, I doubt you want his wrath also.

 

[slh1089]

dang, gramps beat me

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Nah , he's Moses

White Moses almost as bad as white jesus

 

[JayVols]

Thread has definitely taken a turn to the surreal.....

 

[RespectTradition]

Thread has definitely taken a turn to the surreal.....

Much like the EO from the OP.

 

[slh1089]

Thread has definitely taken a turn to the surreal.....

endzone worthy

 

[OrangeEmpire]

endzone worthy

Lmao, this isnt pithy enough for the zone

 

[RespectTradition]

Lmao, this isnt pithy enough for the zone

I fear I could never reach the level of pithitude required to be a zone-tard.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I fear I could never reach the level of pithitude required to be a zone-tard.

I completely agree.........