*official Fifty Shades of Grey movie thread*

[vols 30]

why go see this when you have...the internet..

Pornhub >. Fifty shades of Grey

 

[Stoked]

fapping doesnt count. That goes double for you dallas.

You made my morning lmao!

 

[BadJerry20]

You know an Old Hermit named Dave?

I prefer to keep them in the closet, easier to get to.

 

[barknoxbrawler]

I prefer to keep them in the closet, easier to get to.

"Fity shades of Drae" is more up your alley then. Alternative lifestyle movie...

 

[ChadFeldheimer]

So has anyone seen it? How much nudity & graphic sex acts are in it?

 

[Burhead]

So has anyone seen it? How much nudity & graphic sex acts are in it?

You know there is better porn on the Internet right?

 

[SpecialKVolfan]

So has anyone seen it? How much nudity & graphic sex acts are in it?

Washington Post story said 14 minutes worth.
Lol.

 

[OrangeBlood4life]

Me and wife went to see it. We were disappointed. Spoiler...,,.,.



All he did really was spank her. And she had a Bush. ..

 

[BadJerry20]

Me and wife went to see it. We were disappointed. Spoiler...,,.,.



All he did really was spank her. And she had a Bush. ..

Expected more choking and spanking?

 

[BruiserVol]

I laughed pretty hard at this if you watch it all the way through. Lol.

*LANGUAGE WARNING*

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA[/youtube]

 

[OrangeBlood4life]

Expected more choking and spanking?

Expected more than spanking lol. And bushes lol.

 

[BadJerry20]

Expected more than spanking lol. And bushes lol.

Hey choking is a lost art form. Lol

Watch Baise Moi, you're welcome. Lol

 

[OrangeBlood4life]

I went to this movie with the hope wife would get some freaky ideas. Was disappointed

 

[BadJerry20]

I went to this movie with the hope wife would get some freaky ideas. Was disappointed

Lulz

 

[Ethan Hooper]

Went to see it and was disappointed. Not that I had high hopes for it anyway, or even had a choice in going. It was really slow and just flat out boring for me. For those wondering, there are far not graphic movies oout there. I couldn't wait for it to be over.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

The previews look like Twilight for pathetic adult women.

Wasn't that Twilight?

 

[heartvols]

Fifty Shades of Grey earned an estimated $94.4 million over the four-day weekend.

 

[ChadFeldheimer]

Fifty Shades of Grey earned an estimated $94.4 million over the four-day weekend.

The movie is a major success... But is it actually any good?

 

[heartvols]

I'm probably the only female in the world who has no desire to watch 50 shades of Grey.

 

[Obsessed]

I'm probably the only female in the world who has no desire to watch 50 shades of Grey.

My wife doesn't care to see it. The reviews have turned her away. She did enjoy the books though.

 

[MG1968]

The movie is a major success... But is it actually any good?

Avatar earned billions at the box office and it sucked.

 

[RDU VOL#14]

The movie is a major success... But is it actually any good?

I didn't think so, but I also don't mind looking at females naked. If it has the desired effect with the person you went with go for it. After a certain amount of years every little but helps.

 

[BenGrimm]

26% Rotten Tomatoes score.

 

[CagleMtnVol]

You could see this coming from a mile away!


‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Director Sam Taylor-Johnson Formally Splits From Franchise

‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Director Sam Taylor-Johnson Formally Splits From Franchise

EXCLUSIVE: Sam Taylor-Johnson has made official what many suspected. She will not return for the second installment of the film franchise adaptation of E L James’ best-selling Fifty Shades Of Grey book trilogy for Universal.

In an exclusive statement to Deadline, Taylor-Johnson said: “Directing Fifty Shades Of Grey has been an intense and incredible journey for which I am hugely grateful. I have Universal to thank for that. I forged close and lasting relationships with the cast, producers and crew and most especially, with Dakota and Jamie. While I will not be returning to direct the sequels, I wish nothing but success to whosoever takes on the exciting challenges of films two and three.”

This means Universal will need to find a new filmmaker to take over, after the first installment of the trilogy already has grossed more than a half-billion dollars at the worldwide box office. There is no word on a replacement helmer for Part II of the erotic romance series. Jamie Dornan will be back as billionaire Christian Grey, and Dakota Johnson will return as Anastasia Steele. Each is under option deals for the next films.

 

[MG1968]

26% Rotten Tomatoes score.

In contrast, 9 1/2 Weeks scored a 64% at RT.