Official Horsemen Recruitment Thread

[CornFlake]

Armed and a very responsible gun owner.

im confused

 

[volfanbill]

Go to hell

Again, just to be clear, while I’m not certain TRM and especially TFG are cool enough to hang with 95, not even 95 is cool enough to hang with Squirrely

 

[theFallGuy]

Again, just to be clear, while I’m not certain TRM and especially TFG are cool enough to hang with 95, not even 95 is cool enough to hang with Squirrely

look gai, no on GAF

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Doesn't Lexi have a face tattoo? SIAP

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Armed and a very responsible gun owner.

Tired, but sometime like to hear what caliber you got. Agree, have to be responsible gun owner and carry.

 

[theFallGuy]

we'll have to sort this out tomorrow. Time for my beauty sleep. Getting up at 5am

 

[theFallGuy]

Tired, but sometime like to hear what caliber you got. Agree, have to be responsible gun owner and carry.

wtf

 

[95 Vol Alum]

dont you have a peanut butter cup to eat

I love peanut butter cups.

 

[Weezer]

dont you have a peanut butter cup to eat

 

[Weezer]

 

[Weezer]

 

[Weezer]

 

[Leximax]

Just take the call leave it alone up in here.

My bad, man. Sorry you’re bothered by my presence in a thread in which you're voluntarily participating. I’ll tread more lightly...

 

[Weezer]

My bad, man. Sorry you’re bothered by my presence in a thread in which you're voluntarily participating. I’ll tread more lightly...

Don't be mean to Squirrel. He's allowed to be cantankerous.

 

[Leximax]

Don't be mean to Squirrel. He's allowed to be cantankerous.

Well, now you’ve almost made me feel bad.

 

[Weezer]

Well, now you’ve almost made me feel bad.

Yeah, like lawyers have feelings. You don't fool me.

 

[Leximax]

Don't be mean to Squirrel. He's allowed to be cantankerous.

I wasn’t being mean anyway. I was being ornery.

Your absence had the masses worried earlier in the horseman thread. I told them you’d just grown bored of me.

 

[Leximax]

Yeah, like lawyers have feelings. You don't fool me.

Pish posh. I’m a lawyer with a heart of gold.

 

[Leximax]

Pish posh. I’m a lawyer with a heart of gold.

Presently eating her own words. Eesh.

 

[Weezer]

Pish posh. I’m a lawyer with a heart of gold.

Do you keep it on your desk? Does it symbolize the heart you gave up when you passed the BAR? I bet it's a paperweight.

 

[Leximax]

Do you keep it on your desk? Does it symbolize the heart you gave up when you passed the BAR? I bet it's a paperweight.

Yeah I’m sure you’ve heard. Lawyers don’t die. We just lose our appeal. Badum-cha.

 

[Weezer]

We will use this thread to find a replacement for Otter (who is missing). 95, TFG, and myself need a new ride-or-die guy.

Prerequisites:

- No one who goes by Rusty
- No one who rides bi**h on a motorcycle
- No one who starts volleyball threads in the Endzone
- No one that has a nickname that rhymes with “cooch”
- No face tattoos
- Must have a skill that is useful

Was TFG like a special disability hire? Is he your Walmart greeter? Was it a kindness of your heart type of inclusion, or does the government give you extra money for letting him into the group?

 

[Weezer]

We already have looks (me), brains (tfg), and violence (95). How do you feel about making us cakes and delivering beers to our recliners?

If your looks are as weak as TFG's brains, I understand that paper bag in your avi.

 

[Weezer]

I looked death in the eyes and said psssshhhht, that all you got?

We should form our own club.

 

[Weezer]

I just know when Lexi speaks, Weezy is soon to follow. So his absence tonight worries me

FTR, she's pursuing me, but I'm not so easily gotten. I have to be wooed.