Official Jon Gruden Thread 37

[jtipto10]

You getting the flu shot is why you have the flu!

Source: I’m a guy with common sense

Lol flawless logic. The flu vaccine is an inactivated vaccine (unlike, say, measles, which is live attenuated). They can not spontaneously reactivate in the human body.

Never gotten the flu

 

[peerless98]

you getting the flu shot is why you have the flu!

Source: I’m a guy with common sense

lmao!

 

[MIT_Beaver]

Says it's a 16 yr vahalla collection..it's is a wooden display almost that looks like the front of a viking boat..I have clients that know I like scotch and buy me bottles around Christmas..favorite has been a Glenn moray 25 yr..mostly sip macallan

That is incredible. I would pay a lot of money for a bottle like that.

 

[esarmstrong]

The boys!

The guy in glasses looks like that English Skier, "Eddie the Eagle".

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Damn right.

We'll have our own damn party.

 

[LazhilUT]

Beaver,

If this coaching search were Top Gun, would Currie be Maverick, Ice Man, Slider, Merlin or Goose?

What about Jimmy Hyams? Would he be the guy who spills coffee on himself with the flyby?

 

[MaTaLa]

He called some troll on twitter a f***boy in DMs and everyone said he was illegitimate.

The troll probably was a f### boy

 

[TenUhSee]

 

[VolNJapan]

Anyone ever hear from WitchDoctor? He was in here during Gruden 2012... Curious to what the bones are saying but I haven't seen him around???

 

[allvolbaker12]

Ah okay. 88 here.

My mother and father graduated around that time as well my dad played on the 87 team before he had to quit to get a job

 

[JFreak]

That is incredible. I would pay a lot of money for a bottle like that.

Just added you on Twitter to set up the golf money game.

 

[jakez4ut]

Anyone ever hear from WitchDoctor? He was in here during Gruden 2012... Curious to what the bones are saying but I haven't seen him around???

Haven't seen him in these threads but he has been around all season

 

[aredfox28]

I’m wearing this

Yeah..... she'd look good on me

 

[volkayaker]

Haven’t caught up totally today but I laugh at the people saying I am a troll for calling that crazy guy a “**** boy”. I was entertaining a troll who absolutely fits the definition of a **** Boy. If there is a better term for him then I would love to hear it.

This will probably get censored, but I'll try anyway. ****boy is a fitting term for him, but judging from what I read I'd call him a **********, ****, *******, *******, *********, *****, ****, ****, ********, ********, ******, bastard, scum, or maybe even "Butch."

By the way, Gruden to the Hill.

 

[LazhilUT]

Anyone ever hear from WitchDoctor? He was in here during Gruden 2012... Curious to what the bones are saying but I haven't seen him around???

Bones never lie...

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

IMO, you sir have won the internet today!!!!

Well, imo, your opinion is the only one that matters.

 

[volnpowell]

Beaver,

If this coaching search were Top Gun, would Currie be Maverick, Ice Man, Slider, Merlin or Goose?

What about Jimmy Hyams? Would he be the guy who spills coffee on himself with the flyby?

I think the movie A Few Good Men would be better question... "You can't handle the truth!" For Jimmy Hyams that is

 

[LazhilUT]

I think the movie A Few Good Men would be better question... "You can't handle the truth!" For Jimmy Hyams that is

Too many planes for it not be Top Gun...

 

[VolNExile]

I'm not caught up on posts but my friend is a UPS driver. I asked her. She just needs an address and tracking number.

UPS fail. I asked if I could pick them up at hub. The guy said that the Hub on Callahan doesn’t have a Saturday schedule. I asked if I could pick them up somewhere between here and Georgia and he said that would take a re-route request, it would take another day. I said there’s no way to get them tomorrow even if I drive to get them? He said no.

She texted me back immediately. She needs an address and tracking number. How do you want to do this? I'll give you my email real quick as soon as you're ready.

I’m ready

Leaving it up for 2 min.

Got it

Okay, great! I'm on standby for your email.

Sent! Thank you!

^^^ This^^^ This. Right. Here.

This is what makes the Gruden threads awesome.

Why can't the rest of VN be like this? Why all the rage and attacks and snottiness?

:rock:

 

[ShowMeThemTD's]

Sure, DM me on Twitter. I got to go guys, have a busy night planned.

Guys how do I send this DM.... can't figure it out!!!!

 

[Pete Carpet]

Dropped in for second and caught The Beaver holding court. Hope that is a good sign.Ready to reap his rewards maybe.

 

[AmoebaVol]

UPS has dropped. My company XPO Logistics is now #2 right behind Fedex but not much. After our next acquisition which will be early 2018 we will pass Fedex. We might even purchase Fedex. We got the money.

You guys are definitely growing, but I don't think you'll be buying FedEx anytime soon.

 

[Coastypop]

I dont have a tie.

I have a box full of them.... I will bring you or anybody one that needs it for a Beaver party

 

[Jcates23]

Lol flawless logic. The flu vaccine is an inactivated vaccine (unlike, say, measles, which is live attenuated). They can not spontaneously reactivate in the human body.

Never gotten the flu

I’ve found it’s never possible to change a persons mind about the flu shot.

 

[etsuvol13]

Haven't seen him in these threads but he has been around all season

Was on about 20 pages ago