Official Jon Gruden Thread 37

[Jake]

I'm trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the US armed forces.

Will you go take out Nick Saban? Don’t hurt him...just waterboard him.

 

[TN_Transplant]

I’m bringing the weed-eater and live water buffalo

Speaking of Water Buffalo, I used to work with a Vietnamese fellow named Huang (pronounced hwang).

I always tried to get him to go into business with me and open a chain of bars over in Vietnam.

The premise was to have mechanical water buffalo riding, and call it Billy Huang's.

I still think it would make money.

 

[SmokeMSJ]

I need some clarification. I read a few pages this afternoon. Pretty much every post I read then said it's over he's not coming. I get on tonight and it seems like everything back to ok and we are just waiting. Why do we still think he's in play after such a meek afternoon?

Cliff Notes:
Media all over the place..
No one really knows..
Pill, Reed, and Tuesday say it’s done.
The mood is better than yesterday..

 

[Bleed-Orange]

You know, they great thing about medicine is, your autonomy is respected. Do I advise you get vaccinated for your well being and the loved ones you accompany, of course.

But as far as towing the line with pharmaceutical companies, you’re mistaken. I’m in the military, and a medical student, and will be a military physician. My salary is funded by taxpayers and is greater than 50% less than the average civilian physician. There are no kickbacks to me for immunizing you. Stay safe

Thank you for your service. I don't believe he was speaking specifically to the Dr providing care. I am a well educated individual, 2 graduate degrees, and I consider myself to be an analytical thinker. For some of us there comes a moment when your analytical thinking and research takes you off of the beaten path. Once you cross this line you must make the choice to follow conventional wisdom or the truth. Thinking for yourself is often considered to be insane. I am not saying this to convince you of anything. Just consider having an open mind as a caretaker of others.

 

[apevol]

Ape!!!

Youre ****in sideways, man

 

[Sparkyvol10]

Props to Atlanta Vol!! Seems like a great guy! Faceless got her tickets....and as a bonus he didn’t say anything about gruden last two times he has been here....no news is great news!!!

 

[NorCalVol67]

Someone recommend me a good Scotch to start with. Never partook of any in my life, but I want some on hand to celebrate the tears of the Negagrudes when it goes down!

Oban 14 year old

 

[roobomb]

Met my future husband at Fall Creek Falls the summer of my senior year at UT - I'll tell you the story at the Beav's tailgate party!

Edit: he went to UGA. We are a house divided.

My wife grew up just outside of Fall Creek Falls, and worked at the Inn before we were married. Small world.

 

[Jake]

BRAVO Atlanta Vol!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

 

[ButchPlz]

Pics or it didn’t happen.

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms.

I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words.

You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper.

If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino.

I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

 

[CountVolcula]

I am still cautiously optimistic even after I got some info tonight that indicated that we were looking good for Gruden

I trust the person I got the info from and I know the source of the info and that is what I will not share.

Even with knowing who it came from, I still will have to see it to get excited about it

 

[Moxie]

Somebody posted this on twitter. No idea if it's legit but heck, I'm saving it to rub in my Bama co-workers' faces if this thing happens.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Doyle's party on their way to The Beave's soiree.

 

[10ecVol]

Don't know about the others but Beave's party would be a little stuffy for me.

Learn to walk with Kings and knaves, my son. Then you will be a man.

 

[tn88volfan]

Thank you Atlanta Vol for being nice to our military families, if you are ever in Vidalia GA, FT. Lauderdale, or Leipers Fork TN....dinner for your family on me

 

[EweTVol]

We got gru dawg yet

 

[Bluegrass Vol]

I need some clarification. I read a few pages this afternoon. Pretty much every post I read then said it's over he's not coming. I get on tonight and it seems like everything back to ok and we are just waiting. Why do we still think he's in play after such a meek afternoon?

We think that all the negative articles are just smokescreens to slow the leaks!


Soon!

 

[Grayvol4life]

Just got a free ticket to the game tomorrow a with my boss. Hell yes. GBO. Wgtwtfa. (The extra t is for try). I'm mostly excited because I have never seen them play LSU

 

[txbo]

Ape!!!

Living the High Life.

 

[me_grag53]

Remember it's not over til Currie says it's over. Til then it's all speculation. Keep the faith. GBO and let's go bag a trophy tiger!!

 

[Larkin]

CBS ticker "tennessee has serious concerns about Jon gruden as a coaching candidate" Dodd

 

[Spider2Ynot]

Wellers is good. My 74 year Dad spends his days tracking down good bottles to sell on line in bourbon site. But don’t say you would turn the pappy down.
He and I drank the 12 year bottle last thanksgiving after GA Tech beat Uga.
We had a heck of a night to start season

Have him send me a bottle just so I can be sure

 

[Shaun1985]

Just got a free ticket to the game tomorrow a with my boss. Hell yes. GBO. Wgtwtfa. (The extra t is for try). I'm mostly excited because I have never seen them play LSU

Have a great time man and be loud AF! I still want to visit Tiger Stadium. Does their band do Neck anymore?

 

[Sstterry]

Thank you for your service. I don't believe he was speaking specifically to the Dr providing care. I am a well educated individual, 2 graduate degrees, and I consider myself to be an analytical thinker. For some of us there comes a moment when your analytical thinking and research takes you off of the beaten path. Once you cross this line you must make the choice to follow conventional wisdom or the truth. Thinking for yourself is often considered to be insane. I am not saying this to convince you of anything. Just consider having an open mind as a caretaker of others.

I have a SIL that thinks the Govt is putting Lithium in the air from Jet contrails too! k:

 

[AndyW]

We work a lot with XPO. I didn’t mention them bc most wouldn’t know. We moved about 10 loads with them today. More next week. XPO is fantastic with communication.

What end of the industry are you on? I own a small trucking company and a brokerage if you are a shipper.