Official Jon Gruden Thread 37

Status
Not open for further replies.
#4,204
#4,204
So where’s the best tailgate tomorrow? I’ll be pumped, Power T flyin’ and rolling from the West Tennessee flatlands early in the morning!
 
#4,205
#4,205
ButchPlz said:
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms.

I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words.

You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper.

If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino.

I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
Click to expand...

DyVy5.gif
 
  • Like
Reactions: 2 people
#4,206
#4,206
ButchPlz said:
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms.

I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words.

You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper.

If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino.

I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
Click to expand...

It may be the Basyl Hayden talking, but when you said “...you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino.” That means I am good to go, right?
 
  • Like
Reactions: 2 people
#4,209
#4,209
tn88volfan said:
Thank you Atlanta Vol for being nice to our military families, if you are ever in Vidalia GA, FT. Lauderdale, or Leipers Fork TN....dinner for your family on me
Click to expand...

You people need to go back and throw this person a like.
This is what makes Vol fans, especially Grudenites, special.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 1 person
#4,211
#4,211
RockyTopSC said:
I’ll let y’all know what I can. But to be honest I probably will not have much to say. If you have been following some of my post you know I was asked to not post too much in a public forum. I have no problem letting those here know things because we are all in this together and just want our program back to its rightful place.
Click to expand...

Do you live in powdersville?
 
#4,214
#4,214
Squints said:
Hawk, I'm waiting to hear from the NG.

Talked to a retired F-16 pilot and got some info. I already knew I was too old to pursue the Air Force or Navy, but I got some direction from him. This Army Reserve kid I talked to was condescending, and led on like an 18 year old kid is more adequate than a college grad in his 30s... yeah, okay. Turned me off. I get they seek the youngins, but knowledge, wisdom and age are hard to neglect, at least in my opinion.

I know you're partial to the Blackhawk, but what are your thoughts on the Apache and Chinook?
Click to expand...

Not to jump in but my husband is an Apache pilot.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 2 people
#4,215
#4,215
RockyTopSC said:
I’ll let y’all know what I can. But to be honest I probably will not have much to say. If you have been following some of my post you know I was asked to not post too much in a public forum. I have no problem letting those here know things because we are all in this together and just want our program back to its rightful place.
Click to expand...

RockyTop... we respect your limits! Thank you for what you can share

:good!:
 
  • Like
Reactions: 1 person
#4,218
#4,218
TheVolGuy said:
So where’s the best tailgate tomorrow? I’ll be pumped, Power T flyin’ and rolling from the West Tennessee flatlands early in the morning!
Click to expand...

We will be just above university liquors...will be one of the best (i am biased). Food, booze, games, and Gruden to the Hill discussions.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 3 people
#4,220
#4,220
sona said:
So I never get the flu. I cannot remember the last time I had it, and I never get the shot. That said, apparently some people (like me) do "get" the flu, but their response to it is fundamentally different than others. No coughing / sneezing / etc.

I do think people should get the shot. I live with an RN who gets it every year, and I have my kids get it as well. I just never show symptoms like many people do.

This was interesting, covers the different response that some people have:

Why some people don't get the flu - Health - Cold and flu | NBC News
Click to expand...

The doctors told me mosquitos don't bite me because I drink to much beer. How bout them apples
 
#4,221
#4,221
apevol said:
did AV buy EVERYONE tickets?
Click to expand...

Not mine, I've been the "lucky" recipient of my college roomate's spare tickets this season since he got a divorce. Its a win win situation for us both really. Win because I don't do the dance around the stadium each game with my usual freebies. Win because he has someone who actually likes football now. Oh and I'm not a complete b*#ch. He comes out ahead on the deal.

And the "lucky" (in case anyone was wondering) is simply because I have yet to determine whether having bamboo shoots stuck under my fingernails would have been a better use of my time than watching Butch's coaching skills this season.
 
New posts
Status
Not open for further replies.

VN Store



Back
Top