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There were two mornings last year that left me in tears, as my dad had told me about places like that when I was a little boy. He told me there were places in Arkansas where the ducks would land so close in the timber that they’d splash water on me....and I didn’t believe him. Well, last year in one of their holes called “Model 12”...we landed over 3,000 mallards in the hole, and I literally had to cover my RED camera because they were splashing water on it. And I could feel the wind from their wings like a wind tunnel. We never fired a shot as the moment was so grand, and I was left in tears thinking about my dad.

Had numerous similar scenarios (hundreds not thousands though) on Dagmar WMA. Had to dodge them as they flew in at head level and land in arms length. Lots of great places there and on White River NWR to get away from the public if you know where to go. Really the only thing I miss about Arkansas.
 
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What do y'all think Gruden is doing right now?
I bet watching BAMA game film so we can whoop that *** next year!

Go Big Orange
 
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Gruden is a respectful guy I can see him not wanting an announcement until after the season because he knows if they announce him now, it will be the biggest story and will take away from anything related to the field. And he may think it could distract our players from getting to a bowl.

Oh really, do you know him? Did he tell you that? Or does that just fit your fantasy narrative so you can keep believing this is going to happen? It’s was fun to think it was a possibility, but it’s time to turn your attention to something more realistic and stop believing in Santa Claus.
 
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Had numerous similar scenarios (hundreds not thousands though) on Dagmar WMA. Had to dodge them as they flew in at head level and land in arms length. Lots of great places there and on White River NWR to get away from the public if you know where to go. Really the only thing I miss about Arkansas.
Was in SD a few years ago and had a hen mallard land three feet from my feet in a dry cornfield. She was so close I had to set up in the layout to see her. Just standing there quacking.
 
Oh really, do you know him? Did he tell you that? Or does that just fit your fantasy narrative so you can keep believing this is going to happen? It’s was fun to think it was a possibility, but it’s time to turn your attention to something more realistic and stop believing in Santa Claus.

You always go by Richard? I suspect not...
 
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By the way... everyone just tuning in this morning there are 2 things of note:
-trey Wallace changing his tune... something about what was dead may not be (cough,cough...Currie looking like the hero).

-Davenport liked a tweet where someone asked her "where's gruden?"

Didn’t she also tag Texas Sports on Twitter a few weeks back? Her Twitter skills may not be the best.
 
Oh really, do you know him? Did he tell you that? Or does that just fit your fantasy narrative so you can keep believing this is going to happen? It’s was fun to think it was a possibility, but it’s time to turn your attention to something more realistic and stop believing in Santa Claus.

Ho Ho Ho !!!
 
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Was in SD a few years ago and had a hen mallard land three feet from my feet in a dry cornfield. She was so close I had to set up in the layout to see her. Just standing there quacking.

Always wanted to get in on some goose hunts in Arkansas, but never did. Just hunted the green heads in flooded timber. The AG fields would be loaded with specks and snows, heck about saw several wrecks on I-40 because of folks trying to take photos​.
 
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Oh really, do you know him? Did he tell you that? Or does that just fit your fantasy narrative so you can keep believing this is going to happen? It’s was fun to think it was a possibility, but it’s time to turn your attention to something more realistic and stop believing in Santa Claus.

Gruden Claus has a big lump of coal for you
 
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There were two mornings last year that left me in tears, as my dad had told me about places like that when I was a little boy. He told me there were places in Arkansas where the ducks would land so close in the timber that they’d splash water on me....and I didn’t believe him. Well, last year in one of their holes called “Model 12”...we landed over 3,000 mallards in the hole, and I literally had to cover my RED camera because they were splashing water on it. And I could feel the wind from their wings like a wind tunnel. We never fired a shot as the moment was so grand, and I was left in tears thinking about my dad.

Awesome story. I'm at work this morning on opening day and it's killing me. My buddy said we had over 1000 ducks sitting on our pit yesterday.
 
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If Gruden says no, what out there could possibly be a better fit? f*** it man. I'm doin another shot and snorting some red bull. GOD***IT!

Millennials ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yes, a HS bus full of millennials to the rescue!
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I know everyone has seen this, but we've seen gtfo too.


On Monday, Hoke emphasized that he and the coaching staff are focused on the team's seniors.

"These last two games are only about one thing, and that's the seniors on this football team," Hoke said. "They have been part of 29 wins, three bowl wins and they've laid a foundation for this program that was badly needed. They're the ones who we play for."
 
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Oh really, do you know him? Did he tell you that? Or does that just fit your fantasy narrative so you can keep believing this is going to happen? It’s was fun to think it was a possibility, but it’s time to turn your attention to something more realistic and stop believing in Santa Claus.

No Christmas presents for you! GTFO!
 
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