Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

[VolGirlinGA]

Its not a secret!

Whoops.

My bad

 

[cutnitclose]

Sounds familiar. Are we married to the same woman?

I think it a general rule in the marriage handbook once you pass 20 years.... :hi:

Oops... Hope she doesn't post after she reads this..:nono:

 

[TOP]

More gold from Grudenville:

We don't need to prepare for a letdown, you need to getdown off your sister/wife, unless its your turn to breed the town goat and concintrate on a coach you boys can afford. I know one you can afford he will be unemployed Friday and is in a little pinch when is comes to money. Beleve he is bankrut and would be willin to work for the budget you can put togeter after you pay off the 14 umemployed coaches you are payin. Not to mention the fresh rounds of lawsoots and NCAA penileties you just landed. Good luck with ur search.

Someone has to be pretrending.

Conintrate... beleve... umemployed... lawsoots... penileties...

hahaha

 

[RikidyBones]

More gold from Grudenville:

We don't need to prepare for a letdown, you need to getdown off your sister/wife, unless its your turn to breed the town goat and concintrate on a coach you boys can afford. I know one you can afford he will be unemployed Friday and is in a little pinch when is comes to money. Beleve he is bankrut and would be willin to work for the budget you can put togeter after you pay off the 14 umemployed coaches you are payin. Not to mention the fresh rounds of lawsoots and NCAA penileties you just landed. Good luck with ur search.

Lol

Lawsoots? By God... Tennessee is screwed :crazy:

 

[tastycar]

[Gruden smiles]

...but in a creepy 'should I be smiling at this' way

 

[SLOVNT]

HOW is it already page 7?!? Dang it!!

Switch to 50 posts per page in the User CP. Much easier that way.

 

[pattiycake]

More gold from Grudenville:

We don't need to prepare for a letdown, you need to getdown off your sister/wife, unless its your turn to breed the town goat and concintrate on a coach you boys can afford. I know one you can afford he will be unemployed Friday and is in a little pinch when is comes to money. Beleve he is bankrut and would be willin to work for the budget you can put togeter after you pay off the 14 umemployed coaches you are payin. Not to mention the fresh rounds of lawsoots and NCAA penileties you just landed. Good luck with ur search.

Lol

And these are the type of people we are worried about? Get an education..please! :blink:

 

[VolMaster14]

Mnf=redtie=arkansas bound no gru for us we gonna be eating crow

image wouldn't work but trust me, it was a dude lookin at you like, WTF?!?!

 

[f77f00]

Someone has to be pretrending.

Conintrate... beleve... umemployed... lawsoots... penileties...

hahaha

Absolutely. No way that is legit.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

More gold from Grudenville:

We don't need to prepare for a letdown, you need to getdown off your sister/wife, unless its your turn to breed the town goat and concintrate on a coach you boys can afford. I know one you can afford he will be unemployed Friday and is in a little pinch when is comes to money. Beleve he is bankrut and would be willin to work for the budget you can put togeter after you pay off the 14 umemployed coaches you are payin. Not to mention the fresh rounds of lawsoots and NCAA penileties you just landed. Good luck with ur search.

Lol

I demand you give me back the brain cells I lost reading that ish.

 

[triad280]

Sounds familiar. Are we married to the same woman?

he's the other guy texting at the other end of the sofa

 

[UTodd01]

more gold from grudenville:

We don't need to prepare for a letdown, you need to getdown off your sister/wife, unless its your turn to breed the town goat and concintrate on a coach you boys can afford. I know one you can afford he will be unemployed friday and is in a little pinch when is comes to money. Beleve he is bankrut and would be willin to work for the budget you can put togeter after you pay off the 14 umemployed coaches you are payin. Not to mention the fresh rounds of lawsoots and ncaa penileties you just landed. Good luck with ur search.

Lol

bwhahaha!

 

[cutnitclose]

Almost Halftime.... Gruden to announce he signed with the swine...

 

[Captainzach1]

I just wonder what Arkansas fans say to all the videos and audio clips of Gruden talking about how much he loves Tennessee. There's not any of him mentioning Arkansas.

 

[fishing Vol]

Wow, is this a nut house? I miss the time when the OG's and a few faithful posted in here. It was fun and enlighening and we had the late night show. Now the pages scoll by so fast that it is mindboggleing (sp?) lol. Trolls, go home. Confrontational jerks, leave. Grudenites, continue on.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

he's the other guy texting at the other end of the sofa

Lulz

 

[Orangeslice13]

33 Sec till half

 

[Int'lVOLofMystery]

Tick tock, soon, insider, negagrude, tie, Boom, EPIC boom.

In Grude We Trust.

Go Vols.

 

[WallyBalls]

Brother Balls fine and in IX.

 

[HDTVDinner]

Lawsoots? By God... Tennessee is screwed :crazy:

I think you mean scrood.

 

[volatil]

Let me make this clear because I clouded the water. My friend who is on TOS texted me that there are some over there claiming hurdles cleared. I didn't make that clear and I apologize. TOS has not texted members. I am not a member. Sorry for any over excitement this caused.

 

[coffeevol]

33 Sec till half

Late to tonight's party....what happens at the half tonight?

 

[RockyTopSC]

Text was from a guy that is on TOS not from a site. Sorry for confusion.

Sorry I am confused. What exactly does TOS mean if not the other site? Please explain for those of us that are slow.

 

[cutnitclose]

Cue the drum roll

 

[VOLout8]

Let me make this clear because I clouded the water. My friend who is on TOS texted me that they are some over there claiming hurdles cleared. I didn't make that clear and I apologize. TOS has not texted members. I am not a member. Sorry for any over excitement this caused.

No biggie, I just kicked my dog when I realized you misled us...