Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

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Things are sounding more and more positive ladies and gents. More skeptics are losing their inhibitions and going full-Grude by the hour.
 
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I can't believe you had to answer this one for the board, Jake. I can't tell you how many beers I drank in that place. I graduated in 90.

I can promise you, i served you beers in there!

We used to make pitchers of Long Island ice teas...OMG!!

I got to b good friends with Mark Moore in there. Remember him? He was a DT for UT...a stud recruit from Morgantown, WV.

He and I got be good friends because he didn't have a car, so I gave him rides all over the place. Through him I got to know Ernest Fields, Marion Hobby, and Tracy Hayworth. Marion used to wear a black trench coat all the time. If I could tell all the stories.

I remember (barely) going over to KnoxCollege to frat parties with them...they could go there to drink and feel much safer than on the strip. Anyhow, I'd be the only white guy (no racist) in the entire house and they would all be drinking a malt liquor they called "liquid crack".
 
Well Grudenfolk. I am hauling my ass to bed.

It has, once again, been great to make fun of the state of Arkansas as well as reminisce with you fine people.

As the old saying goes, you can take a person out of the Fort, but you can't take the Fort out of a person.
 
If you zoom all the way down on the google earth cam to the main intersection, you'll see Jerry's truck.

If I had known the Bulls Gap traffic light would have gotten this kind of traction, I would have posted on the legend of the stolen ambulance there. Thats a story for the ages but rather long at this late hour.
 
Yes, but when you are trying to get drunk and laid, there is no time for formalities.

"Hey, we are going to meet at OCIs for dinner before we go out"

People add unnecessary "s" to business names all the time. "krystals" instead of krystal, "krogers" instead of kroger..shoot ive even hear old navy called "old navy's"
 
People add unnecessary "s" to business names all the time. "krystals" instead of krystal, "krogers" instead of kroger..shoot ive even hear old navy called "old navy's"

Yeah I have a bad habit of that. When I'm drunk and want to hit the strip club I'll say "let's head to The Balls"
 
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