Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

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Pick one....

First one.
 
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I go unemployed for 2 months floatin' on that boat load of cash I saved from my last job. Money getting low starts making me nervous, so I look into unemployment benefits. I fill out the stupid form for 2 hours online, then prinst some affidavit off to take to get notarized and mail in. I do my 1 week waiting period. Then, just as I'm about to claim my first week of benefits, I get a call offering me a job. Less than 30 minutes later, I get a second call with a different offer. An hour later, I get yet a 3rd job offer. So, I went from trying to collect on some benefits to having 3 options for work. I'm deciding on Monday morning. Thinking about giving a presser with hats on a table.
 
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I'm out as well. I guess we'll be on Gruden X when I get back on tomorrow night. Eff'in amazing. Have a great night guys...
 
How much are each guy gonna pay you per hour? That should be the deciding factor.

Cool story Night shifters:

I go unemployed for 2 months floatin' on that boat load of cash I saved from my last job. Money getting low starts making me nervous, so I look into unemployment benefits. I fill out the stupid form for 2 hours online, then prinst some affidavit off to take to get notarized and mail in. I do my 1 week waiting period. Then, just as I'm about to claim my first week of benefits, I get a call offering me a job. Less than 30 minutes later, I get a second call with a different offer. An hour later, I get yet a 3rd job offer. So, I went from trying to collect on some benefits to having 3 options for work. I'm deciding on Monday morning. Thinking about giving a presser with hats on a table.
 
Cool story Night shifters:

I go unemployed for 2 months floatin' on that boat load of cash I saved from my last job. Money getting low starts making me nervous, so I look into unemployment benefits. I fill out the stupid form for 2 hours online, then prinst some affidavit off to take to get notarized and mail in. I do my 1 week waiting period. Then, just as I'm about to claim my first week of benefits, I get a call offering me a job. Less than 30 minutes later, I get a second call with a different offer. An hour later, I get yet a 3rd job offer. So, I went from trying to collect on some benefits to having 3 options for work. I'm deciding on Monday morning. Thinking about giving a presser with hats on a table.

That's awesome Sam. :rock:
 
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Cool story Night shifters:

I go unemployed for 2 months floatin' on that boat load of cash I saved from my last job. Money getting low starts making me nervous, so I look into unemployment benefits. I fill out the stupid form for 2 hours online, then prinst some affidavit off to take to get notarized and mail in. I do my 1 week waiting period. Then, just as I'm about to claim my first week of benefits, I get a call offering me a job. Less than 30 minutes later, I get a second call with a different offer. An hour later, I get yet a 3rd job offer. So, I went from trying to collect on some benefits to having 3 options for work. I'm deciding on Monday morning. Thinking about giving a presser with hats on a table.

Congrats! I too have an interview next week.
 
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How much are each guy gonna pay you per hour? That should be the deciding factor.

The one in Atlanta will pay far more than the two in Chattanooga. However, I'll have to pay more in Atlanta because I'll be renting a place while I'm also making a mortgage payment in Chattanooga. Plus Atlanta is kinda lame. I love Chatt. The work in Atlanta would probably be more interesting and would be better for my resume. Going to be a tough decision.
 
Cool story Night shifters:

I go unemployed for 2 months floatin' on that boat load of cash I saved from my last job. Money getting low starts making me nervous, so I look into unemployment benefits. I fill out the stupid form for 2 hours online, then prinst some affidavit off to take to get notarized and mail in. I do my 1 week waiting period. Then, just as I'm about to claim my first week of benefits, I get a call offering me a job. Less than 30 minutes later, I get a second call with a different offer. An hour later, I get yet a 3rd job offer. So, I went from trying to collect on some benefits to having 3 options for work. I'm deciding on Monday morning. Thinking about giving a presser with hats on a table.

Awesome indeed, good luck Sam!!
 
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Cool story Night shifters:

I go unemployed for 2 months floatin' on that boat load of cash I saved from my last job. Money getting low starts making me nervous, so I look into unemployment benefits. I fill out the stupid form for 2 hours online, then prinst some affidavit off to take to get notarized and mail in. I do my 1 week waiting period. Then, just as I'm about to claim my first week of benefits, I get a call offering me a job. Less than 30 minutes later, I get a second call with a different offer. An hour later, I get yet a 3rd job offer. So, I went from trying to collect on some benefits to having 3 options for work. I'm deciding on Monday morning. Thinking about giving a presser with hats on a table.
Gratz bro!
 
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