Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

[SamRebel35]

Jim was great in college, was great at recruiting, has proved to be great in the NFL. I would take him over Gruden Gruden would be number 3 behind Saban

I agree 100%. I would have given a testy for him to be here.

 

[orangesoda]

Jim, easily. More college experience and turned freakin' Stanford from Vandy-lite to a powerhouse.

This

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Lulz!!!

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I thought for sure I was going to blow some people's minds with that.

What about this one: In ancient Rome, people used to gargle their own morning piss to whiten their teeth. Did you know that?

Yes. Did you know in mideval times poor people would pay money for rich mens chamberpots so they could drink their piss and get drunk?

 

[SamRebel35]

Yes. Did you know in mideval times poor people would pay money for rich mens chamberpots so they could drink their piss and get drunk?

Did not know that. But now I does.

 

[Escape Goat]

Yes. Did you know in mideval times poor people would pay money for rich mens chamberpots so they could drink their piss and get drunk?

They were dumb then. Can't get drunk on sugar water.

 

[SamRebel35]

"Your face lights up the room and could sell ass to a eskymoe"

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

They were dumb then. Can't get drunk on sugar water.

I know right?

 

[Escape Goat]

"Your face lights up the room and could sell ass to a eskymoe"

Or a vicoden to a pill head is what immediately came to my mind.

 

[Escape Goat]

I know right?

The rich get richer I suppose.

 

[SamRebel35]

Or a vicoden to a pill head is what immediately came to my mind.

Haha true. I missed most of this one. Where are they located? Sounds like Kentucky or something.

 

[Escape Goat]

Tex. I'm gunning for your 66,000 posts bro.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

 

[buckfama]

Buuut.......would Grizz hit it???

Looks like he already did!!:rock:

 

[Escape Goat]

Haha true. I missed most of this one. Where are they located? Sounds like Kentucky or something.

I honestly forgot. They haven't shown a home that wasn't a trailer though. I'm guessing Arkansas.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex. I'm gunning for your 66,000 posts bro.

Keep up the good work, Goat!

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I would have been like."If you like that I got some nice warm pre-eaten choclate cakes you might like.

 

[SamRebel35]

I know right?

I'm gettin' drunk on some fermented piss water that I scored off of a homeless dude under a bridge. Gonna be a party up in hur.

 

[Escape Goat]

Keep up the good work, Goat!

lol: It would take me three years. Ain't gonna happen

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Tex. I'm gunning for your 66,000 posts bro.

Pfft, post padder. I would never do such a thing!






































































:whistling:

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm gettin' drunk on some fermented piss water that I scored off of a homeless dude under a bridge. Gonna be a party up in hur.

You might test dirty for coke man. Not worth it

 

[BP4Prez]

Hey there deliah...

 

[Dudleys87]

Next year boys!

 

[SamRebel35]

Looks like he already did.

Looks like he already did!!:rock:

Why don't you think of your own material. It took me all night to think of that joke!!!!

 

[Escape Goat]

Me