Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

[Dudleys87]

Deflated balls? I must have missed that somehow. What happened?

probably one of the best thread titles in a long time.

 

[Escape Goat]

Deflated balls? I must have missed that somehow. What happened?

USC was busted for using footballs nowhere near the proper inflated level. They fired the manager, andacted like they didn't know what he was doing.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

The only thing that concerns me is when the NFL comes calling again. IMO if Gruden comes and bolts after a year its really not worth it.

If he does become coach here and then leaves, he'll be owing us money.

 

[Escape Goat]

Deflated balls? I must have missed that somehow. What happened?

Competitive edge, easier go grip and throw.

 

[Dudleys87]

Bacon. Go big or go to bed.

sausage, raped in bacon, raped in Canadian bacon. Followed by a short stack of 3 pancakes.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

It is weird. Good change up.

Your welcome! Lulz

 

[SamRebel35]

Bacon. Go big or go to bed.

I hate u

 

[Escape Goat]

This board has more daily posts in this thread alone, than they do on their whole website. Shows how passionate UT fans are.

 

[Dudleys87]

Competitive edge, easier go grip and throw.

but but he knew nothing about it...

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I hate u

For real?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

USC was busted for using footballs nowhere near the proper inflated level. They fired the manager, andacted like they didn't know what he was doing.

That is sleazy. He would be great in nascar. If you ain't cheatin, you aint trying.

 

[Escape Goat]

Your welcome! Lulz

Lulz. You tha man. Wait till freak leaves and I have a bone to pick with you.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Lulz. You tha man. Wait till freak leaves and I have a bone to pick with you.

Don't threaten me with a good time! Lulz

 

[SamRebel35]

Honey nut cheerios are delicious, but they ain't bacon.

 

[Escape Goat]

That is sleazy. He would be great in nascar. If you ain't cheatin, you aint trying.

Haha. What's sad is I'm nit making that up. Also he switched players jerseys in the middle of a game. The QB or back up QB used the placeholders jersey. They ran a fake (I think) and he passed. Not illegal but totally bending the rules.



Meow

 

[SamRebel35]

Lol. Chucky is on Robot Chicken!!!!!!!! It's a sign!!!!!!!!!

 

[Escape Goat]

Honey nut cheerios are delicious, but they ain't bacon.

Bacon is so good but so harmful.

 

[Dudleys87]

That is sleazy. He would be great in nascar. If you ain't cheatin, you aint trying.

but his wife is hot... .

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Alright, everybody just cool down!

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

One thought about Gruden. He was never able to get the QB he wanted at TB. He always wanted to get Drew Brees. I think Peterman will be a superstar under Gruden. Croom also if he stays at TE.

 

[Escape Goat]

Don't threaten me with a good time! Lulz

Hahaha. You would enjoy that. Trying out new material on me for laughs and junk.

 

[Dudleys87]

burning crotch, bad news bruh.

 

[Escape Goat]

but but he knew nothing about it...

Lol. I heard that. He would never condone that kind of Tomfoolery.

 

[#1DicksonVolFan]

If Chaney is retained I will blow a gasket. He said today, "No area of our offense was working" yet Marlin Lane was averaging 7 yards a carry. From the get go, it was obvious Bray and the receivers (I'm talking about you cp) were lost, but Lane was there to ball. We had a size advantage over Vandy, yet Chaney just continued to kill drives by calling pass after pass. The one play where we ran Lane out of the I, we gained about 20 yards. Just insanely idiotic playcalling when you can't realize the strength of an offense.

 

[VOLtownUSA]