Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

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Dudleys87 said:
:sick::sick: Got a story, not as disturbing but gross none the less.

The man was just shopping and rolling along and I guess he decided the bathroom was to big of a hassle. So he crapped all over himself right there in the store. and continued to shop...
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We had an employee that felt her cashier post was too important to abandon...shat her pants and kept ringing people up.... dumba$$...
 
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Big_Orange_Fan said:
I'll give this a shot..

Total lost in last home game in ticket sales $1,000,000 and that's profit after taxes. There is seven home games next year so that's $7,000,000. This is not including concessions.

Now with Gruden here I believe our fan base would increase by at least 20%, but could reach upwards of 50% maybe higher. With the added fans and the old but energized fans we should see an increases in merchandise sales. I would say that between local, national and international sales we would see an increases of about $6,000,000.

That gives us $13 mil. and I think I'm being Conservative, but that should pay for Gruden and his staff.:zeitung_lesen:
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To add to that- any increase in season tickets sales and terrace/loge/box sales would be coupled by an increase in the required annual donations that accompany those tickets/terrace seats/boxes.

The right candidate would almost assuredly raise those numbers significantly.
 
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VOLtownUSA said:
I wonder how many of the morning/day crew actually read through all of the night crew's postings. . . :question:
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For me, it just depends on how funny or interesting the Last page is when I wake up. So y'all graveyard posters have a bigger responsibility than you think.
 
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bcartervol98 said:
Sick and can't sleep, gonna miss another day. Fever, shaking, the whole 9. Wife too, but still have to get my son to school. I'm letting her rest.
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Oh man...bummer. These bugs seem to be going Around the VN. Hope you feel better bro!!!

Fever and the shakes sound like a nasty virus...take care of that thing!
 
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Big_Orange_Fan said:
I'll give this a shot..

Total lost in last home game in ticket sales $1,000,000 and that's profit after taxes. There is seven home games next year so that's $7,000,000. This is not including concessions.

Now with Gruden here I believe our fan base would increase by at least 20%, but could reach upwards of 50% maybe higher. With the added fans and the old but energized fans we should see an increases in merchandise sales. I would say that between local, national and international sales we would see an increases of about $6,000,000.

That gives us $13 mil. and I think I'm being Conservative, but that should pay for Gruden and his staff.:zeitung_lesen:
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To add to that, how much would "Chucky" Tee shirts etc. make before he ever coached his first game. It is a lot of money, but added revenue would make up for it in short order if we win.
 
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VTUSA....you must be terribly funny to be around. Your GIF collection is as good as I've ever seen anywhere!! Wow!
 
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voltnh said:
Well, there was also the case of the exploding colostomy bag, but at least that guy was confined to a wheel chair...



I need a job where I don't have to put up with people...
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Then you should apply to be Derek Dooleys agent, wouldn't require talking to many people at all!
 
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