Official Jon Gruden Thread V

[JayVols]

I am paid to be observant.

Doyle Hargraves, Grudenite Sgt-at-Arms:

Semper Vigilans!

 

[ASamWitch]

Lol. To quote Bruce Hornsby and the Range: "That's just the way it is."

Speaking of, how in the world The University of Tennessee could ever hire a guy that makes references like this as well as bubble gum cards, not in private but in a press conference mind you, absolutely boggles the mind.


Good to see you 'Boro. After catching up, I see you had similar things to say. Let the conspiracy theories commence with full vigor and vitriol.

Jay, what I find funny is how no one has mentioned the next line of that song. I wonder if it one of those Beatles hidden message.....

 

[VolMaster14]

I'm doin my part, yall start postin!

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Coming

to a theater near you.

 

[pattiycake]

I'm doin my part, yall start postin!

Bossy imo jmo donttellmewhattodo

 

[Selmervol]

Big nugget of info here if true!!!

You got that right, Huge nugget !!!

 

[VolMaster14]

Damn Gruden gonna look good in an orange visor! No Ho...ahh F it HOMO!!

 

[Int'lVOLofMystery]

I have heard that it restricts him from coaching in the NFL until 2016, because of the inside info he has had access to regarding their programs.

Now that would be amazing actually. Is there a copy or link to his contract?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Some people are too busy reading and believing their bubble gum cards instead of posting.

 

['Boro-vol]

Is a contract like that not able to be made public since ESPN is a private organization? I would assume that being different then him coaching at a state school like Tennessee, where we would be able to pull the contract up online and look at it.

Correct. Also, nobody knows what he really makes. The $4 million figure that keeps getting thrown around is said to be high.

 

[voldawgforever]

I have heard that it restricts him from coaching in the NFL until 2016, because of the inside info he has had access to regarding their programs.

Makes a lot of sense to me.

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

I'm doin my part, yall start postin!

Its rainy and cold here in Dandridge but not a cloud in the Gruden VI thread. So I am posting like mad to get there.

 

[ITSGR82BATNVOL]

No.

Dooley gone. Cleared up some issues with Gruden. Nothing final- still working on it.

That's my story and I have stuck to it.

I believe this to be the most accurate post, from Gruden 1 to present. The "it's a done deal" was BS.

 

[VolMaster14]

I have heard that it restricts him from coaching in the NFL until 2016, because of the inside info he has had access to regarding their programs.

I like it!!

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Damn Gruden gonna look good in an orange visor! No Ho...ahh F it HOMO!!

I see it now..an orange visor and orange shorts.

 

[Lexvol]

Now that would be amazing actually. Is there a copy or link to his contract?

I've got a copy in a safe underneath the Lee Harvey Oswald file and the Shroud of Turin.

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

Correct. Also, nobody knows what he really makes. The $4 million figure that keeps getting thrown around is said to be high.

:bow2:

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I have heard that it restricts him from coaching in the NFL until 2016, because of the inside info he has had access to regarding their programs.

Boom worthy imo!

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Some people are too busy reading and believing their bubble gum cards instead of posting.

lol:

 

[LittleDTO]

Pardon me Vols.......is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo.

 

[JayVols]

Yes I am. Contracts are made to be broken.

Thanks Lex.

As always, you are a scholar and a gentleman.

 

[Lexvol]

Pardon me Vols.......is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo.

Subtlety in its' most elegant form.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I see it now..an orange visor and orange shorts.

Nope.
Gruden will unleash the black uniforms my sources have told me.

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

A contract that LexVol is saying. Who would have signed that agreement? NFL commissioners office or players union or what?

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Pardon me Vols.......is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo.

No,it's the Gruden Choo Choo.:rock: