Official Jon Gruden Thread V

[COOKEVOL]

Am I weird if I wear a diaper when finding bigfeet comes on?

I can't stand to miss a second of this.

You need a toilet chair my friend.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I feel so awful.

It's not a big deal.
Take notes.
First thing you need to hunt Squatch are a butt load of Roman Candles.

 

[Escape Goat]

You brewing up some fresh jenkem?

Lmdao. Well done

 

[COOKEVOL]

Naa. I do it all the time.

I hear ya. Every turn may have a Bigfoot.

 

[Escape Goat]

You need a toilet chair my friend.

Link? Source?

 

[SamRebel35]

It's not a big deal.
Take notes.
First thing you need to hunt Squatch are a butt load of Roman Candles.

Don't forget mannequins with multiple holes in them.

 

[Escape Goat]

Bo Bo took a tumble. Say it ain't so.

 

[COOKEVOL]

It's not a big deal.
Take notes.
First thing you need to hunt Squatch are a butt load of Roman Candles.

Making a Bimbo's run tomorrow,

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

So what are your feelings on cats?

I like them if cooked correctly.

 

[SamRebel35]

Lol. Drone surveillance for squatch hunting. Major overkill.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I hear ya. Every turn may have a Bigfoot.

Always be ready.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Link? Source?

All you need is a jigsaw and your favorite chair.

 

[Tenacguy50]

Ok...Doyle, Goat, Sam, & any others listening tonight. Do you think this Cheek to UTC (rumor ?) has any legs? Makes total since to me considering since all has been quiet on the hill with no denials etc.

 

[SamRebel35]

Always be ready.

The creed of the avid squatch hunter.

 

[COOKEVOL]

I like them if cooked correctly.

Kitty Fritters?

 

[Escape Goat]

Bo Bo once tossed a bigfeets salad.


Fact!

 

[SamRebel35]

Ok...Doyle, Goat, Sam, & any others listening tonight. Do you think this Cheek to UTC (rumor ?) has any legs? Makes total since to me considering since all has been quiet on the hill with no denials etc.

Lord I hope so. It came from DTO and then the usual crew of well connected folks chimed in with corroborating statements, so we'll see.

 

[HankHill]

Ok...Doyle, Goat, Sam, & any others listening tonight. Do you think this Cheek to UTC (rumor ?) has any legs? Makes total since to me considering since all has been quiet on the hill with no denials etc.

Were not that lucky.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Bo Bo took a tumble. Say it ain't so.

Squatch jenkem to blame.

 

[SamRebel35]

Bo Bo once tossed a bigfeets salad.


Fact!

Only squatch gay if he tosses yours.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Ok...Doyle, Goat, Sam, & any others listening tonight. Do you think this Cheek to UTC (rumor ?) has any legs? Makes total since to me considering since all has been quiet on the hill with no denials etc.

I'm believing it for now but this is coming from a Squatch Hunter so tifwiw...

 

[Escape Goat]

Ok...Doyle, Goat, Sam, & any others listening tonight. Do you think this Cheek to UTC (rumor ?) has any legs? Makes total since to me considering since all has been quiet on the hill with no denials etc.

Edit:boro too
No. I am back to thinking Gruden, but read with discretion. For every 20 folks saying Gruden, assume 5 are right. No disrespect to our insiders. Jay, Beecher, oldVol, SBV, etc. I believe y'all.

 

[Tenacguy50]

Our luck has to change sometime. And now is as good as any.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Were not that lucky.

Go poke Peggy it'll brighten your outlook.

 

[SamRebel35]

Squatch jenkem to blame.

Gets to you a lot faster than human doo doo stew.