Official Jon Gruden Thread V

[Doyle Hargraves]

Gotta check out fellas. Have a full day tomorrow. Thanks for having me on the show tonight and I'd love to come back to plug my next movie, book, and/or album. Good night.

Cookevol, everyone!
Lets give him a big hand!

 

[Escape Goat]

Goat completely just shrugged off the fact that they tried to murder him today.

No. I didn't. But pattiy wouldn't kill me. *shrug*? She calked me buby? I must kill her before she kills me. I. Must. Kill.

 

[SamRebel35]

Goat completely just shrugged off the fact that they tried to murder him today.

Lol. I completely missed that dram unfolding.

 

[Escape Goat]

Later COOKE!

 

[COOKEVOL]

You are peach Goat. Don't change.

I feel a Billy Joel moment a comin'.

 

[Escape Goat]

Lol. I completely missed that dram unfolding.

I was sacrificed for the good of the cult. I was picked because I am a human playing a goat on the interwebz

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

They were going to sacrifice him to Gruden.

 

[COOKEVOL]

G'night biznitches! You rock!

 

[SamRebel35]

I feel a Billy Joel moment a comin'.

Elaborate.

 

[Escape Goat]

G'night biznitches! You rock!

:rock: Tell ya friends bout tha show

 

[SamRebel35]

I was sacrificed for the good of the cult. I was picked because I am a human playing a goat on the interwebz

Oh. That's logical. Sacrifice the goat to the grude. I can see it.

 

[Escape Goat]

Elaborate.

He meant tiny dancer by Elton John.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Now you are Ghost Goat.
Go haunt them.
Eat there towels and chew up their important documents.

 

[Escape Goat]

.

 

[SamRebel35]

He meant tiny dancer by Elton John.

Oh gotcha.

 

[Escape Goat]

Now you are Ghost Goat.
Go haunt them.
Eat there towels and chew up their important documents.

Give their womens a ghostly peal necklace?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Hold me closer Tony Danza!

 

[SDV]

When's Gruden coming?

 

[Escape Goat]

Hold me closer Tony Danza!

Count the headlights on the highway

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

When's Gruden coming?

What an odd question to ask here.

 

[SamRebel35]

Goat, anybody ever bring up the Adam Sandler sketch with you?

 

[Escape Goat]

When's Gruden coming?

Hey San Diego. Didn't recognize you without your eye shadow on bro

 

[Escape Goat]

Goat, anybody ever bring up the Adam Sandler sketch with you?

Nope. Have a feeling you are about to though. Loved that skit

 

[SamRebel35]

When's Gruden coming?

Don't interrupt our show!

 

[Escape Goat]

Don't interrupt our show!

Cut him off. Hang up