"Dad was driving in Arkansas today. Hog fans feel that they will be choosing between Tuberville and Gruden. What's realistic?"
Tuberville is very realistic.
So is Charlie Strong, who I'd probably prefer over Tuberville if I was an Arkansas fan.
The idea that Jon Gruden would go to Arkansas is so patently absurd that only someone from Arkansas could ever believe it's true. Gruden will either coach the Vols or he won't be in college next year. Period. The lunacy and stupidity of the Arkansas Razorback fan base is completely underrated. That's primarily because no one really pays attention to what they're doing from one season to the next. The Arkansas fan base is like your great-uncle who the family has disowned but who occasionally shows up at Christmas and tells you why you need to join his militia.
Everyone's having a good time, passing the pecan pies around the table, and then he just says, "I have 78 AK-47's buried in Grandpa's old watermelon patch. When the government comes for you -- and they're coming soon -- I'll be waiting with my friends. We also have cords set up to block the tanks."
