Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

[COOKEVOL]

My dad died in a horrible fight with a walrus man. Not cool.

A walrus, man or Walrusman?

 

[ACvol3]

I like the way your mouth moves when you chew beef jerky.

Ftr- jk

Ftr- jk could replace no homo one day

 

[Escape Goat]

/wipes single tear from eye

this quote will open the eg thread.
Now, where to start the thread?

noooo where!!!!

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Gimme some likes dammit!

I have none.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Don't you dare Doyle!!!!

Save the modesty.
You love the fame.

 

[ACvol3]

Nothing. You happy? Jk. I'm wearing socks and a used condom.

Makes it feel more like the real thing.. Great minds think alike..

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Go back and like my posts and I will like every post you make tonight. Semi-fact

I'm #1 at something. I have the worst like to post ratio on VN! Boom, mofos!

 

[COOKEVOL]

Nothing. You happy? Jk. I'm wearing socks and a used condom.

Omg! I think I just evacuated my bowels laughing!

 

[SamRebel35]

Go back and like my posts and I will like every post you make tonight. Semi-fact

I liked all of them on this page. Boom sheklaky.

 

[Escape Goat]

A walrus, man or Walrusman?

Walrus tusk stabbed him in his liver.

 

[SamRebel35]

Nothing. You happy? Jk. I'm wearing socks and a used condom.

Oh my Lord I just woke up the woman from laughing. Thanks dongapotamus.

 

[Escape Goat]

Save the modesty.
You love the fame.

:dancing: If I ever experience it I will tell you how I feel about it.

 

[Webbvol32]

Does anyone know that JG is a done deal?

Yes. I have been stalking King John. I`ve tapped his phone lines,decrypted his cellphone,and hacked his cpu. All I can say is,he sings Rocky Top to his old lady,has UT GOD as his text signature,and on Sat. he was on the phone while watching Dooliot give up,and he said,"my god I have to save Tennessee before that guy stalking me kills himself". So,I KNOW 4 A FACT King John`s coming to save us. Go Vols!
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[Ulysees E. McGill]

I'm #1 at something. I have the worst like to post ratio on VN! Boom, mofos!

Impressive!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Oh yeah by the way, I went back and read through the Sunday night I missed. I laughed so hard I think I dislocated one of my ribs. That $**t was pure gold. Major lulz.:good!: I'm pissed that I pussed out that night.

I forgot the topic. I blame the drugs but its part of being in EG's entourage.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm #1 at something. I have the worst like to post ratio on VN! Boom, mofos!

Well. You were around for years before likes. That explains that.

 

[ACvol3]

Oh my Lord I just woke up the woman from laughing. Thanks dongapotamus.

He can be a real skankasauras

 

[Escape Goat]

Makes it feel more like the real thing.. Great minds think alike..

Do you work in the AC field?

 

[SamRebel35]

Well. You were around for years before likes. That explains that.

Goat, we had a deal.

 

[COOKEVOL]

I'm #1 at something. I have the worst like to post ratio on VN! Boom, mofos!

Be proud tiger! Chin up, chin up!

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I forgot the topic. I blame the drugs but its part of being in EG's entourage.

Mostly squatchin.

 

[Escape Goat]

Omg! I think I just evacuated my bowels laughing!

Hope you have baby wipes on stand bye

 

[ACvol3]

Do you work in the AC field?

No it's the county I live in

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Well. You were around for years before likes. That explains that.

I'm pretty proud of my title!

 

[Escape Goat]

I liked all of them on this page. Boom sheklaky.

Check yo stats homie. I got cha.