Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

[Doyle Hargraves]

Whatcha drinking?

Beam and coke. Heavy on the Beam.

 

[Escape Goat]

Like for lying!

You still hungover, or did you ever stop drinking?

 

[Escape Goat]

Beam and coke. Heavy on the Beam.

Sweet!

 

[COOKEVOL]

Sweet. I just like creating them.

You sir, are my nemisis.

 

[Escape Goat]

You sir, are my nemisis.

Your flexor to my bender if you will?

 

[PermaVol]

As a chaser? Sure.

Done. PBR after a PBR, bartender!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Ainge was crappin on Danos boy Lafontera (or whatever his name is) and Dano and he got into a heated exchange on twitter with Dano calling Ainge a idiot. A lot of the Grudskis including Boro got pissed at Dano, and were asking him why he was pushing Ainge so hard to disclose that he really knows the truth and is just smokescreening. There was more to it than just that, as Boro was calling out Dano for being a fraud and whatnot. That is sorta the gist of it though. It was entertaining.

Hate I missed it.
Don't F with my boy Ainge.
Disturbs my peaceful frame of mind.

 

[Willy999]

james franklin is drinking appletinis right now watching film.

can't disclose my source btw TIFWIW

 

[Escape Goat]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.






Whoa. Rucker is here?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

james franklin is drinking appletinis right now watching film.

can't disclose my source btw TIFWIW

While Clay Travis sucks his toes.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Your flexor to my bender if you will?

Exactomundo.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.






Whoa. Rucker is here?

Hellls yea.

 

[Escape Goat]

Exactomundo.

That reminds me of Mexican food for some reason

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

james franklin is drinking appletinis right now watching film.

can't disclose my source btw TIFWIW

Dooley is drinking a nice glass of breast milk at this time.

 

[Escape Goat]

Hellls yea.

What's up honky?

 

[Escape Goat]

Dooley is drinking a nice glass of breast milk at this time.

That's sperm bro

 

[Willy999]

Dooley is drinking a nice glass of breast milk at this time.

that, or Nyquil

 

[COOKEVOL]

While Clay Travis sucks his toes.

Before or after they make use of the pottery wheel with the Righteous Brothers groovin' in the background?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You still hungover, or did you ever stop drinking?

Oh yeah, nothing heavy last night. Went to bed around 2am TX time. On #2 now. Sup!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

That's sperm bro

Noooooo!

 

[COOKEVOL]

That reminds me of Mexican food for some reason

It's the "o".

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

What's up honky?

Honky? Hell I'm blackity black....well not really, but I could be.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Noooooo!

My how batboy has aged. Looks like shiz.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Dooley is drinking a nice glass of breast milk at this time.

It's extremely healthy!

 

[Escape Goat]

Oh yeah, nothing heavy last night. Went to bed around 2am TX time. On #2 now. Sup!

You drinking water again?