Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[Doyle Hargraves]

My parents brought me back a bob marley lighter and a pack of marlboro lights they bought off the beach in Jamaica. The pack of smokes cost $8. They have a weird label on them, but why pay that much for something. She said the dude had a clear trash bag that said.. " ciggs, cigars, & stuff you put in paper" written on it. I laughed.

Legalize it!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Wtf

Right, wtf!!!

 

[Escape Goat]

When I play its NCAA 13.
I have seen that I missed my calling. I should have been coaching for a living.
Lol

You would have been a step up to what we had.

 

[Escape Goat]

Legalize it!

Yeahhh yeauhhhh

And we will advertise it. :Sublime:

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Agreed. That gives me an idea though. Guiness beer is so thick, wonder if it would act as a syrup on ice-cream. Hmmm

Like a root-beer float without the "root". . . brilliant!

 

[Escape Goat]

Quit looking at midget porn, and type Sam. Starting to get mad, and stufff

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

You would have been a step up to what we had.

I know. It's depressing to know that I could have given us another NC this year.

 

[HOAV]

When I play its NCAA 13.
I have seen that I missed my calling. I should have been coaching for a living.
Lol

Pretty sure that's what Dooley used to game plan

 

[Escape Goat]

Like a root-beer float without the "root". . . brilliant!

Haha. Nice commercial reference.

 

[Escape Goat]

I know. It's depressing to know that I could have given us another NC this year.

You would have atleast beat Vandy. :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Like a root-beer float without the "root". . . brilliant!

That's why EG be the Mack Daddy up in hur.

 

[Escape Goat]

That's why EG be the Mack Daddy up in hur.

You're 10$ is in the mail.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

You would have atleast beat Vandy. :angry: :angry: :angry:

Please, can we file that under the same category as last years Kentucky game?
Fugetaboutit.

 

[ukvols]

Duckman, two hours ago: "You should see my phone right now, it literally rings every 5 - 10 mins and constantly is receiving tweets, texts and email. Hard to keep up, really is."

 

[Escape Goat]

Ok. Here's how you know people are trolls.

1.). They think Arkansas has a chance to get Gruden

2.). When you see Fisher mentioned as a possible replacement, they assume you are talking about Jeff, not Jimbo.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Please, can we file that under the same category as last years Kentucky game?
Fugetaboutit.

Hopefully now that Mrs. Dooley's baby boy is gone the team will rally and beat the ever-loving **** out of Kentucky.

 

[Escape Goat]

Please, can we file that under the same category as last years Kentucky game?
Fugetaboutit.

Yeah. I'm just furious over it. But, it put Dookey from the hotseat to the no seat. Still wasn't worth it. **** them.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Duckman, two hours ago: "You should see my phone right now, it literally rings every 5 - 10 mins and constantly is receiving tweets, texts and email. Hard to keep up, really is."

Sounds like Midfielder's magic bat-phone.

 

[SamRebel35]

What did the Shelbyville person say?

 

[Escape Goat]

Duckman, two hours ago: "You should see my phone right now, it literally rings every 5 - 10 mins and constantly is receiving tweets, texts and email. Hard to keep up, really is."

Lol. I imagine him having one of those bubble gum dispensers that looks like a phone.

 

[HOAV]

Hopefully now that Mrs. Dooley's baby boy is gone the team will rally and beat the ever-loving **** out of Kentucky.

I hope so. I don't know if I can take losing to Vandy AND Kentucky in the same year

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Ok. Here's how you know people are trolls.

1.). They think Arkansas has a chance to get Gruden

2.). When you see Fisher mentioned as a possible replacement, they assume you are talking about Jeff, not Jimbo.

1.). Spot on

2.). Spotter on, and stuff.

 

[Escape Goat]

What did the Shelbyville person say?

I forget. But it was positive.

 

[ukvols]

Sounds like Midfielder's magic bat-phone.

Nice analogy.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Predictions on TN vs KY game?