Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[vol4lifefanalways]

Serious question here.
Did anyone find it odd that Dooley wasn't at the press conference? I mean even Kiffin after the douchy way he left at least stood in front of the media for a minute. Maybe it's just me.

Did anyone see the DD show, he looked like he had been crying, he most liked could not handle any more media

 

[Escape Goat]

Hey, a shark's gotta eat. Circle of life. Hakuna Matata, and such.

Not on my watch homey. They can starve. I'm kidding. Or am I?

 

[HOAV]

One like = A scared Bama fan when Gruden is hired

 

[SamRebel35]

So am I the only one that was borderline homicidal last night after the top 2 teams in the country lost, thus giving Alabama a clear path to another title?

 

[Escape Goat]

He tried to leave before the media got there. He was caught red handed.

100% truth. He would have pulled a Petrino and left a note if he could have.

 

[SamRebel35]

Tis a solid method. One that I have been using to much fruition this night.

Fruition? Is that some sort of smoothie?

 

[HOAV]

So am I the only one that was borderline homicidal last night after the top 2 teams in the country lost, thus giving Alabama a clear path to another title?

Luckiest team in the friggin nation

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Not on my watch homey. They can starve. I'm kidding. Or am I?

Liked for frightening me.

 

[Escape Goat]

Did anyone see the DD show, he looked like he had been crying, he most liked could not handle any more media

Didn't think there was a Dooley show today. Pretty certain there was not

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Hey, a shark's gotta eat. Circle of life. Hakuna Matata, and such.

Not liked for mention of sharks who frighten me.

 

[Escape Goat]

Liked for frightening me.

I'm an animal lover. I'm weird

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Didn't think there was a Dooley show today. Pretty certain there was not

There was according to hart in the presser.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

So am I the only one that was borderline homicidal last night after the top 2 teams in the country lost, thus giving Alabama a clear path to another title?

Was mind-boggling. Absurd for such a chitty group of people to be so damned lucky.

 

[Escape Goat]

My liver hurts.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

So am I the only one that was borderline homicidal last night after the top 2 teams in the country lost, thus giving Alabama a clear path to another title?

Nope. I nearly had a come apart.

 

[SamRebel35]

100% truth. He would have pulled a Petrino and left a note if he could have.

He Probably wouldn't have even left a note. Just a bag of fun sized snickers and a wal-mart "sorry I'm abandoning you" card that wasn't even signed.

 

[Escape Goat]

There was according to hart in the presser.

Won't be the last time I'm wrong.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Didn't think there was a Dooley show today. Pretty certain there was not

There was

 

[HOAV]

He Probably wouldn't have even left a note. Just a bag of fun sized snickers and a wal-mart "sorry I'm abandoning you" card that wasn't even signed.

Lol

 

[Escape Goat]

He Probably wouldn't have even left a note. Just a bag of fun sized snickers and a wal-mart "sorry I'm abandoning you" card that wasn't even signed.

I would have wrecked that ***** if I found him that night. I was blown away when I found out.

 

[Escape Goat]

There was

Rub it in Doyle why dontcha.

 

[SamRebel35]

Won't be the last time I'm wrong.

You got owned!!! You were all like "I think there wasn't a show today" adn he was all like "I think there was".

OWNED sucka!!!

 

[HOAV]

Lane Kiffen looks like Daniel Tosh

 

[VOLtownUSA]

I'm an animal lover. I'm weird

I love animals too, just to a lesser extent I suppose. I'm still tore up over my cat Shadow being gone. My dad was taking my sis to school last week and Shadow had got up under the hood and hitched a ride. He took off and ran cross the street from the school to the football field and haven't seen him since.

 

[Escape Goat]

You got owned!!! You were all like "I think there wasn't a show today" adn he was all like "I think there was".

OWNED sucka!!!

Lol. Liked.