Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[SeabeeVol]

Lol

It's reverse psychology!!

Great coaches use it all the time!

 

[rockytop114]

So we are not going into a bidding war with Arky? that doesnt sound good, unless WE GOT EM!

We don't have too we got his heart

 

[fishing Vol]

Tony Orlando & Dawn.

Yes, I'm old!

You calling me old???

That's profilin man..

 

[VolGirlinGA]

You left the door unlocked and my world of warcraft server crashed.

Lulz

 

[tnktm]

How could UT go all in today when the MOU was already done?

 

[triad280]

I crap you guys not, the family and I decided to run to Kmart. While there I happened to run across a magic 8ball. Did I ask about Gruden to UT? Not only did I, but so did my wife.
Answer 4 straight times- You can count on it.
I dont want "insider status" but I saw it with my own eyes. hahaha

True story

you sir, are a True VFL...


way to go to Kmart instead of aiding the hogs with
all of their fancy Wal-Mart money...k:

and you didn't have to mess with the grumpy old man at the door who likes to rummage through all your stuff before he will allow you to leave...I think Wa-lMart is making sure Gruden isn't in one of the bags hiding from the pigs...

 

[Mike4Vols]

You left the door unlocked and my world of warcraft server crashed.

Tisk, tisk ... marital spat?

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Just some random Ahole.

Damn you

 

[SergeantVol]

How can you be out bid by Ark. If this hire is not a high tier coach our program will move to the stone age. That red tie has meaning. They are high bid.

The red tie just meant maybe he felt like wearing a red tie. Maybe his orange one is at the cleaners so it can look all spiffy for his press conference to annouce him as head coach of the Tennessee Volunteers.

 

[Blackmarket803]

What happened with Arkansas and Patterson, did that fall through or something?

Patterson was using Arky as leverage to get the TN job, i don't think he ever really wanted Arky. Like using a cheap ho to make the girl you really want jealous.

 

[TOP]

This tie stuff makes us look like lunatics, and not in a good way.

Plus, it's going to freak out people who haven't been following the threads.

Dude...

Chad Dinkins ‏@dinkdumpdish
BREAKING NEWS: Heard at halftime Gruden is making an announcement on rumors swirling around. Stay Tuned. #RedTie

That was posted on Grudenville.

I don't think we have to worry about them judging us as lunatics considering their fans believe that.

 

[SLOVNT]

Gruden 2012?

 

[Coastypop]

I wouldn't swear to it but I think slice said UT went all in today about noon. Giving Gru everything he asked but we're not going into a bidding war with Arky. He also eluded that it's all up to Gru now.

You can't trust that guy though. Just a few weeks ago I, um, I mean he was being told CDD would be back with 8 wins.

I had heard something today that we were all wrong .... came out of the AD office, and your GIF confused me is all...

Thanks for clearing it up

 

[Los-Osis]

Anyone notice my saban puppet

I wanter to but was afraid.

 

[SergeantVol]

Tisk, tisk ... marital spat?

Everyday is a marital spat with her...

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Tisk, tisk ... marital spat?

A slip on my part. His face was plastered to the keyboard. I didn't think he was going anywhere for a while.

 

[SamRebel35]

quick! Somebody post some lolcats. Preferably ones not wearing red ties.

 

[workingvol81]

You said last night you were working on something... and ill be damned you out did yourself on this one. Awesome just awesome!

 

[ACvol3]

All my hog buddies will straight up tell you Tennessee vs arkansas on Gruden is a tn win.

One did tell me that Jeff long said they would be responsible with their money.

Your friends r pigs!!

 

[VOLout8]

How could UT go all in today when the MOU was already done?

Either there isn't one or the MOU could be just for Gruden and today they have him the money for all his assistants. IMO

 

[rockytop114]

How could UT go all in today when the MOU was already done?

Pay no mind

 

[voltnh]

The red tie just meant maybe he felt like wearing a red tie. Maybe his orange one is at the cleaners so it can look all spiffy for his press conference to annouce him as head coach of the Tennessee Volunteers.

This is big time tv people....gruden probably showed up and they had a suit waiting for him in his dressing room.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I had heard something today that we were all wrong .... came out of the AD office, and your GIF confused me is all...

Thanks for clearing it up

No problem amigo.

 

[Voltrapnbama]

Nice

 

[VolGirlinGA]

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