Official Jon Gruden Thread XIV

[gatorhator4eva]

i say manning and the haslams are the driving force behind this gruden deal. seems to me like manning would be persistant in pursuing him. from what i hear they are friends. as someone pointed out , just saw gruden on mnf promo, he looked literally like hell. if it is true about his wife coming here, either he is torn between the two and is not getting what he is asking for, or already been hired and is stressed something is going leak before his deadline and he will be screwed out of a large portion of money. if that is the case, i think hart should be fired. it is his responsibilty to fire the previous coach and give the new coach the best opportunity to come in without causing a stir. the way this was handled is not worthy of what hart is being paid. actually it is a royal screw up. they could avoided all these problems by firing dooley two weeks later then they did. but then again maybe dooley found out he was canned and did not want to attend last game as reported and hart was forced into firing him. (who knows).

 

[BristolVol]

I believe in Tarzan!!! I am all Tarzan!! However the only ones that know really what the deal is Mufasa and the Red Wolf . I know for a fact the penguin is running in circles and Barney Fife hasn't found his bullet! Whew

 

[DNBVOL]

Are we grude in or grude out

and we do the hokey pokey and we turn it all about

 

[Vol-in-Bham]

I want to see him mention, I am the HC of the by god University of Tennessee and the A$$ whoopins are about to commence.

I would definitely eat a sticky banana if that happened.

...or something.

 

[JohnnyBanana]

fyp

How about

I'm Vols deep in this?

 

[govols10302bb]

Everyone is talking about his hair on Twitter right now. Slow news day! :birgits_giggle:

What is wrong with Jon Gruden's head??? His hair cut is awful!!! #ESPN

OMG Gruden, have you checked your hair lately? Damn. You need a 'new do' badly.

John Gruden has Dumb and Dumber hair!

Yo Gruden "Chucky" 'ol Tampa Buddy, we love ya 'n all but you need 2 have a chat with your barber. What's happen'n w/the hair these days?

Must have got messed up in the interview he had with hart in haslams airport hanger

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Never retract a sticky banana. Your plums will not appreciate it.

:lolabove:

 

[InfiniteVol]

According to my sources, Dooley is going back into the law profession. He is joining Ogle, Elrod, and Baril. He was an easy hire by them because he has proven his ability to turn a wreck into a check.

 

[BristolVol]

Sticky banana is going down!!!!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I believe in Tarzan!!! I am all Tarzan!! However the only ones that know really what the deal is Mufasa and the Red Wolf . I know for a fact the penguin is running in circles and Barney Fife hasn't found his bullet! Whew

I can't wait til Barney has to consume the sticky banana.

 

[rockytop114]

Grude is coming relax everyone

 

[volgr]

Can we call it Sticky 3 Y Banana or would that be too obvious?

 

[TNGirlie]

I don't pretend to know a whole lot about what is going on with this deal but I find it very odd that everything was so hush hush with the university and now they keep releasing these interview stuff. You know the ad had to know the fan base was wanting gruden. If he was really not an option they should have told the fans immediately

 

[Unknown Muppet]

According to my sources, Dooley is going back into the law profession. He is joining Ogle, Elrod, and Baril. He was an easy hire by them because he has proven his ability to turn a wreck into a check.

Oh wow. There is so much win in that statement it is unreal.

 

[VolMater]

According to my sources, Dooley is going back into the law profession. He is joining Ogle, Elrod, and Baril. He was an easy hire by them because he has proven his ability to turn a wreck into a check.

He was also very good with client/attorney privledged info...we had to wait for Da'Rick to come clean himself, just like many others

 

[joevol33]

How bout hart buy's a chucky doll for the sideline, hire's a real def cordinator and let's cheney run the offense till gruden doe's take the job?

 

[EaglesVols91]

Lets hire this bastard

 

[RWB427]

I would definitely eat a sticky banana if that happened.

...or something.

Whoa...you done went to far...lol

 

[Coastypop]

I REALLY want our next QB to be dual-threat.

I really want our next QB to be coached by Jon Gruden

 

[RockCityVol]

Never retract a sticky banana. Your plums will not appreciate it.

I lost my plums in a bet with my supreme commander over this Tarzan sh-t. I bet we had him. Maybe a premature call. We shall see. Could get them back.

 

[BristolVol]

Who is Tarzan and Red Wolf? Who are the villagers? Where is the jungle? What is an MOU? Is this some kind of Fantasyland talk?

It's working

 

[pattiycake]

According to my sources, Dooley is going back into the law profession. He is joining Ogle, Elrod, and Baril. He was an easy hire by them because he has proven his ability to turn a wreck into a check.

I believe you!!! :yes:

 

[VOLALUM]

According to my sources, Dooley is going back into the law profession. He is joining Ogle, Elrod, and Baril. He was an easy hire by them because he has proven his ability to turn a wreck into a check.

Absolute truth and funny as S!@# :lolabove:

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I really want our next QB to be coached by Jon Gruden

And, that is the best case scenario.

 

[pattiycake]

Fan fell at the Florida State game..life threatening injuries.