Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVII

[satchmo]

My man Alvin #41 is a stud!

 

[JohniusMaximus]

How stringent are TN driving laws regarding pants?

Once upon a time, I was driving back to Murfreesboro after trout fishing the Caney Fork. I had focused my attention on a deer across the river and stepped into a hole and the water came up above my waist. Typically I carried a change of clothes on such trips, but this was a trip of impulse so I didn’t plan ahead. I tossed my shorts into the back of the truck and made the drive home in boxer shorts.

Right as I crossed back into Rutherford County a sheriff’s car lit me up. When he walked up to my window he paused and did his best to not laugh. I blurted out, "I fell in the river!" He countered with, "And it ate your trousers?"

No ticket. So you’re good.

 

[wildorange]

We will feel confident in saying ...
WGWTFA and mean it.

🍊🏆

A FREAKIN MEN!!!!!!:lolabove::rock:SOON!!!!! GRUDEN TO THE VOLS!

 

[TCDuckman23]

3rd string according to butch jones

fyp

 

[TexasVFL]

3rd string at tennessee

Yes but Butch couldn't find a good play with a map.....

 

[KPT_VFL]

Hubbs keeps mentioning Steele. Said Phil interviewed him and Mel Tucker this weekend. Hopefully for DC for Gruden and not HC.

 

[johnsonbrewer]

Yeah Preach send me cliff notes

Me too Preach! Please!

 

[Sstterry]

Right click, "Inspect Element"...I have to say this might not work because I use a pretty weird web browser. The url for the element will show up when I do this.

Here is the whole thing if you want to clip it:

Thanks, but that type of technology is above my pay grade. That is why I could not figure it out last night.

 

[VolzMan53]

We have heard this before.

I will believe it when I see it.

broken record !

 

[UTLEGEND]

jpaint on VQ is saying

Fulmer is in Cincinnati

TIFWIW

 

[jb865]

bball team on ESPNU
up 19-17

 

[volundeer]

I second that motion...:.

Edit-as long as I have the password

LOL me too!

 

[lifeVol]

Kamara is a ****ing monster. Should get 80% of the snaps.

3rd string at tennessee

Butch was a genius at misusing talent

 

[Volbrando]

jpaint on VQ is saying

Fulmer is in Cincinnati

TIFWIW

THIS would very good if so. Need more confirmation

 

[tvolsfan]

jpaint on VQ is saying

Fulmer is in Cincinnati

TIFWIW

Who’s that?

 

[TheFbright]

3rd string at tennessee

Got him on my fantasy team....He’s tearing up for me! And nobody in my league saw it coming. Already made the play offs, baby.

 

[apevol]

Newton really is a *****

 

[columbia vol]

Who’s that?

Probably some little turd stirring the pot

 

[Sstterry]

Once upon a time, I was driving back to Murfreesboro after trout fishing the Caney Fork. I had focused my attention on a deer across the river and stepped into a hole and the water came up above my waist. Typically I carried a change of clothes on such trips, but this was a trip of impulse so I didn’t plan ahead. I tossed my shorts into the back of the truck and made the drive home in boxer shorts.

Right as I crossed back into Rutherford County a sheriff’s car lit me up. When he walked up to my window he paused and did his best to not laugh. I blurted out, "I fell in the river!" He countered with, "And it ate your trousers?"

No ticket. So you’re good.

Since its Rutherford County, me thinks other shenagins may have been afoot..... But, I don't judge :whistling:

 

[CoachClick]

jpaint on VQ is saying

Fulmer is in Cincinnati

TIFWIW

Other pant leg down to my knee

 

[VolFan32]

Is jpaint legit?

 

[TennGirl0723]

Other pant leg down to my knee

I'm in boxer shorts :rock:

 

[AllVolinGA]

I did a baptizing in a creek many years ago and had to drive back to the church in my bvds. Of course I waited until everyone left the creekbank to slip out of my wet trousers and hop in the truck.

 

[Milehigh_Vol]

Rumor Tennessee taking another run at Gruden tonight

 

[gunner]

THIS would very good if so. Need more confirmation

Isn't that where MNF and Gruden are too?