Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVII

[UTK-PROMBA2014]

3. ‎Drunk Ohio State girl yelled at me that I was at the wrong game. This lasted 20 minutes.

This one has happened to me. It’s amazing how personally a very small portion of the population takes it if you wear a shirt of a team that is not playing. It’s like they can’t comprehend you being a fan of another team, but enjoy watching the sport and could possibly watch a nuetral game.

 

[YouTubeVol]

And the other ladies in here as well.

Why thank you. But seriously, what does a girl have to do to get a mention in your recaps? Lol

 

[rkvdg]

I could get behind a Les Miles hire with the right staff. Of course, Gruden has to publicly say, 'Love you guys, but I'ma do other sh!t' first.

this

 

[Sstterry]

i ain't been invited, yet y'all want my list.
humph.

You can go to Doyle's party Preacher......

 

[Volzonya]

We need to get some wood thrown into the grumor oven tonight fellas. Lets get it warm and toasty

Lots of wood tossin in here already

 

[apevol]

Reminder that Doyle proposed a party as well, one with blackjack and hookers.

Our plan was to get completely twisted and crash beaver's party

 

[TexasVFL]

I will coordinate with ATL Vol for a golf tournament in the morning and party in the evening. Probably in October before one of the big games.

I don't play golf well but I can drive a mean beer cart!! 😊

 

[YouTubeVol]

Should be buck wild.

Reminds me of Seinfeld when George said his porn name would be “Buck Naked”

 

[I_Bleed_Orange77]

I will coordinate with ATL Vol for a golf tournament in the morning and party in the evening. Probably in October before one of the big games.

Do people actually still believe this dude? He's been right about absolutely nothing. You should be ashamed of yourself for trolling an entire fan base.

 

[UTSuave’]

Nothin to laugh about there...just hotness

Holy **** you wasnt lying

 

[Squints]

Don’t shoot your eye out.

I guess he's down to taking matters into his own hands.

 

[Volsorta]

Can you imagine how fried Bev and Currie must feel, not that I feel sorry for them.

Sara you have been relentless on Twitter! I’m in awe!

 

[lifeVol]

Pretty sure Currie/Haslam just torpedoed it because Jimmy's a dick.

What if it was Les with a star studded staff? Would that be acceptable to people in here? Just wondering

No one is on my radar screen until Gruden says no

 

[BogeyVol]

i ain't been invited, yet y'all want my list.
humph.

Preacher you gotta be there for the invocation! And the golf... 😁

 

[Smokeytom]

Where about in Arkansas?

Go to school in the Dirty Delph.

Have grown up in Hot Springs. Live on the lake. I love Hot Springs, Little Rock, Fayetteville, but Arkadelphia? Nah.

Planning on transferring to UoA next fall, but if we sign Gruden I just might have to make the move to KnoxVegas!!

 

[Grand Vol]

Duly noted and totally appreciated as well. My party starts soon, but saving my freak for later on, after my wife and I get home from the company Christmas Party! GRUDE ON!

About the only one who hasn't broken loose yet is Sara. And I bet she blushed when she made the "both ways" comment.

 

[antiquevol]

Les miles with a great staff would be great.

But he won’t launch rockets like the Grudenator! I’m getting too old to settle.....

 

[RagingOrange]

Holy **** you wasnt lying

I never lie about my work lmao

 

[Sstterry]

do people actually still believe this dude? He's been right about absolutely nothing. You should be ashamed of yourself for trolling an entire fan base.

 

[preacherwebb]

DONT shoot the messenger but I just got a text that Les Miles is on campus. Tifwiw

good source?

as a fallback plan, making sure who he'd have as oc and qb coach and of course dc, it could work okay. not my first, second, or even third choice tho.

 

[tlester3672]

Reminder that Doyle proposed a party as well, one with blackjack and hookers.

While playing golf??......... I could do that!!

 

[sona]

Reminds me of Seinfeld when George said his porn name would be “Buck Naked”

Hi Buck. Richard here, Richard Dragon. My friends call me Dick.

 

[UTSuave’]

I never lie about my work lmao

🔥🔥🔥🔥 very good work I'll send you a request on FB are you local like Knoxville

 

[Grand Vol]

Why thank you. But seriously, what does a girl have to do to get a mention in your recaps? Lol

Well, there are several ways...

 

[I_Bleed_Orange77]

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Tell me one thing he's been right about and I will.