Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVII

[BearCat204]

Could you please leave?
Your mouth breathing is fogging up my screen.

He needs much attention

 

[TennGirl0723]

Lol it's not happening. I'll pray for y'all tonight. Buh bye

Listen heee . You take your **** for brains self out of here.

 

[ccVOLSdhf]

Did I miss anything today?

Lol Aside from everyone waking up and joining the thread an almost the exact order of passing out last night...Nah not much!!

 

[volmanbill]

I like Penthouse....for the articles of coarse

Sounds painful.

 

[jb865]

I like Penthouse....for the articles of coarse

it has articles?

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Uh....he literally said in that post we were getting Gruden. How'd that work out? Try again.

I didn't know we had hired a new coach.

 

[Vols_Life]

Here we go.......

Hahaha...man where do you find this stuff...that is even better than the Miley turkey... hahaha 🤣🤣😂😂

 

[CoachClick]

Georgia...one of the dirtiest damn teams in NCAA imo.

Damn I hate Georgia

 

[Dudleys87]

You bunch of vigilantes make me proud to be a Vol and proud to know I ain’t the only still celebrating the return of Dulmer

 

[chetsteadman87]

Coach Fulmer,

I just wanted to wish you congratulations on your new position at our beloved University. I was a student at UT in 2007 when your Vols won out to secure a trip to Atlanta against LSU.

In this tumultuous time, I know that your experience, leadership, and passion for the tradition of winning at Tennessee will bring stability and unity back to Knoxville. I hope that the fan base will rally behind the coach of your choosing.

That being said, I would be remiss if I didn’t suggest, likely as countless others have, that Coach Gruden be considered. His knowledge of the game, his success at the highest level of football, and his fire would immediately put Tennessee squarely back in the national spotlight. I know that the vast majority of fans would turn out in droves for Jon Gruden’s return to the Hill.

I am but one fan, but I know many others agree with me, and it is on their behalf that I ask that you consider, if I may borrow a common phrase, “making Coach Gruden say no.” Other programs have shown recently that they are willing to pay a premium for an elite coaching staff: OSU with Coach Meyer, obviously Alabama with Coach Saban, and most recently Texas A&M with Coach Fisher and UCLA with Coach Kelly. This is the price of winning football, and I hope Tennessee will not let these programs overshadow us because we are unwilling to open our pocketbooks.

I will hope and pray that your decision returns Tennessee to the prominence that you built in the 90s and 2000s.

Best Regards, and Welcome Home,

M*** C*******
Class of 2010

 

[Komodo7]

Maybe the Honors course?

I'll be there in spirit as I hack it around on a $%@**y Clarksville course.

 

[Give_All_Vol]

Georgia...one of the dirtiest damn teams in NCAA imo.

Damn I hate Georgia

Yes and yes

 

[Squints]

y'all need to kiss and make up

WTF is this?

 

[Poppa T]

Sitting in a suite for the Big Ten Championship. Wearing my orange!

I'm keeping track of how many comments I get in this sea of red.

1. Snort from the sink next to me.
2. A Wisconsin fan yelled Clay Travis at me. Unsure if it was preceded by the f-word.
3. ‎Drunk Ohio State girl yelled at me that I was at the wrong game. This lasted 20 minutes.
4. ‎"TENNESSEE?!?! Aw, good luck, man." -OSU fan.

They just skeert.

Still trying figure out the snorting sink, though.

 

[voldawgforever]

I am the party

Daddy loves you girl

😁

 

[columbia vol]

Here we go.......

Thats terrible Squirts lol

 

[Squints]

Hahaha...man where do you find this stuff...that is even better than the Miley turkey... hahaha 🤣🤣😂😂

A great giffer never reveals his sources.

 

[VFL97]

FYI, it is still not safe to venture outside this forum.

Way too many sheep that still don't understand what just happened.

 

[Volzonya]

it has articles?

3 minutes, then sandwich.

 

[VFLnSFD]

A great giffer never reveals his sources.

And you, sir, are a gifted giffer.

 

[Behr]

Lol toddlers Behr you big beautiful man

Twsks

 

[tenascvol]

Honors is very private and I intend on being a little rowdy. We will go to a nice course in Knoxville.

When we have the Beaver Open in Knoxville next year, not only I will share some Pappy with you but the first round of Tennessee’s finest is on me for the group.
Bring Grude home.

 

[Dudleys87]

You bunch of vigilantes make me proud to be a Vol and proud to know I ain’t the only still celebrating the return of Fulmer

Autocorrect edit

 

[Sstterry]

3 minutes, then sandwich.

I hope you wash your hands before the sandwich... just sayin :hi:

 

[rockyhdr]

I'd bet most of us are more shaven than the 70s.

smooth is kewl....or so I have heard