Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVII

[Batman1948]

My neighbor is a CIA agent, no joke. Scares the crap out of me, but a heck of a neighbor.

I thought those guys were suppose to be anonymous

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Everyone with Twitter, go over there and remind Davenport who we need to run our program. This silence has me worried. No info being released for us to ramble about.

Relax. Hubbs said Fulmer hit the ground running.

 

[lifeVol]

Rule #1 you don’t talk about the _________

And Rule #2 = Rule #1 ?

 

[SLICKYINC]

Anyone think Phil goes through a firm for this hire?

 

[VFLnSFD]

.

 

[EddietheVOL]

Our plan was to get completely twisted and crash beaver's party

This sounds like more my speed

 

[G8rh8r]

Don't forget you are going to need lots of us ladies at said party. Can't play golf worth a crap but I can drink and donate.

Me neither. But I kind of want to drive the golf cart? Can I drive a golf cart, Beave?

 

[tn88volfan]

Gruden to the Hill.

Soon. (or by mid-week)

 

[mrmax86]

Sitting in a suite for the Big Ten Championship. Wearing my orange!

I'm keeping track of how many comments I get in this sea of red.

1. Washing hands in the bathroom, guy looks over at me from the next sink, then snorts and goes back to washing to his hands.
2. A Wisconsin fan yelled Clay Travis at me. Unsure if it was preceded by the f-word.
3. ‎Drunk Ohio State girl yelled at me that I was at the wrong game. This lasted 20 minutes.
4. ‎"TENNESSEE?!?! Aw, good luck, man." -OSU fan.
5. Wisconsin fan: "WRONG CONFERENCE!!!"
6. ‎Tenneesee?!?!

 

[LittleDTO]

Gruden to the Hill.

Soon. (or by mid-week)

True

 

[{OrangeBlooded}]

What have your heard boro?

Pretty sure he just told you.

 

[Dudleys87]

What brand?
I think I’ve tried them all. 😊

Bold Rock hard Cider

 

[StillaWaiting]

Gruden to the Hill.

Soon. (or by mid-week)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

 

[Weezer]

Must not comment on Beaver Open...

Is that what they call the Olympics of stripping?

 

[VFLnSFD]

Gruden to the Hill.

Soon. (or by mid-week)

So that's a declarative statement by someone who has been extremely non-declarative.

 

[wildorange]

Gruden to the Hill.

Soon. (or by mid-week)

BOOM and WOW! SOON!!!! Gruden to Rocky TOP!:rock:

 

[GhostVol]

Da**.... AU keeps turning it over when they have good field position.

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

 

[Poppa T]

Hahahaha, washing hands in the bathroom, guy looks over at me from the next sink, then snorts and goes back to washing to his hands.

That is funny. The old snorting man at the sink trick.

The appropriate response would have been to look at him, smile and crank off a very loud fart back at him.

 

[Souce]

Gruden to the Hill.

Soon. (or by mid-week)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44[/youtube]

 

[tvolsfan]

Gruden to the Hill.

Soon. (or by mid-week)

Wow. You’re going on record?

 

[Grayvol4life]

Pretty sure he just told you.

I know but details are nice. Dont be a richard.

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

Gruden to the Hill.

Soon. (or by mid-week)

 

[peerless98]

Go to school in the Dirty Delph.

Have grown up in Hot Springs. Live on the lake. I love Hot Springs, Little Rock, Fayetteville, but Arkadelphia? Nah.

Planning on transferring to UoA next fall, but if we sign Gruden I just might have to make the move to KnoxVegas!!

Henderson State or Ouachita Baptist?

 

[Vol_atile]

What if it was Les with a star studded staff? Would that be acceptable to people in here? Just wondering

Why not get a star studded coach?

 

[Dudleys87]

And Rule #2 = Rule #1 ?

Yes.