Official Jon Gruden Thread XV

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MWR said:
Very short order.




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Looks like there's been mention of boners and bastards in this thread, and that's just today.

What can you say? Gruden is making VN even more entertaining. :)
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And welcome back MWR.
 
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'Boro-vol said:
At least you understand your place in the world.

Run along.
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your posts this morning make it appear you are a 12 year old girl that didn't get the birthday dress she told everybody about.

If you don't like people pointing out the inaccuracies of your posts over the past 3 monts, don't put them out there and call everybody that doesn't put blind faith into an anonymous poster a loser or dumbass.

Now, back to the regularly scheduled bs.
 
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Hoping babyvol's last post becomes reality, said he wouldn't post until after the announcement, probably this coming weekend he said. I'm hoping.
 
#3,511
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Good morning Grudenites! Are ya'll still sticking to your guns? I must admit I've finally begun to waver. For the last few weeks I've been very fired up and hopeful. Now I am just hoping that certain names mentioned are not true! I have decided I will become hopeful again if there is NO announcement this week. Then I am certain they are waiting until NFL's regular season comes to an end. Keep the faith guys! I have thoroughly enjoyed this thread! (I have read at least 90% of all of it)!! Thank You!
 
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Spartacavolus said:
your posts this morning make it appear you are a 12 year old girl that didn't get the birthday dress she told everybody about.

If you don't like people pointing out the inaccuracies of your posts over the past 3 monts, don't put them out there and call everybody that doesn't put blind faith into an anonymous poster a loser or dumbass.

Now, back to the regularly scheduled bs.
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Thanks for sharing Sparty.

Feel better now?
 
#3,513
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Spartacavolus said:
your posts this morning make it appear you are a 12 year old girl that didn't get the birthday dress she told everybody about.

If you don't like people pointing out the inaccuracies of your posts over the past 3 monts, don't put them out there and call everybody that doesn't put blind faith into an anonymous poster a loser or dumbass.

Now, back to the regularly scheduled bs.
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What has been inaccurate about his post in the last 3 months? Everything that he said has been true including these current smokescreens ongoing. The Nov 30th date was discussed, but he didn't put a definate on that date. He said the original date was mid Dec.
 
#3,516
#3,516
Somebody better bring the "Gruden Cliff Notes" back to the front page....
Just a gut feeling.....:eek:hmy:
 
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Copied from a few nights ago. Just for those who aren't night birds. :) And at the bottom of this post lies the big, big link.

This song was from a time when music was music. And I put a couple of shoutouts to the late 60s/early 70s in there just in case anyone notices.

Big Bad Jon

(Big Jon Big Jon)

Every morning at UT you could see him arrive
He stood five foot ten and weighed 185
Outspoken fellow who shot from the hip
And everybody knew you didn’t give no lip to Big Jon.
(Big Jon Big Jon) Big Bad Jon (Big Jon)

Nobody seemed to know where Jon called home
Cause he worked in his office all night long
Drawing up plays and watching game film
And everybody knew not to mess with him, Big Jon

Somebody said he came from Tampa Bay
Where he took his team all the way
Now he’s come home to Tennessee
Gonna lay waste to the SEC, big Jon.
(Big Jon Big Jon) Big Bad Jon (Big Jon)

Then came that night on the Shields Watkins field
When the Alabama band refused to yield
Drummers were drumming and hearts beat fast
And everyone thought it was over at last, cept Jon

Through the noise and racket of this bama made hell
walked a giant of a coach the the Vols knew well
Grabbed Midget Boy by his crimson bandanna
and called out Spider! Two! Y! Banana Big Jon
(Big Jon Big Jon) Big Bad Jon (Big Jon)

Then with all his strength he kicked a might punt
And laid a boot to the Alabama runt.
And Vol fans rejoiced at this sight
They’d seen the launching of a ‘bama satellite.
by Big Jon

With flags and whistles the Refs had a look
But the couldn’t find a rule in the book
So they waited for Midget Boy to hit the ground
But the bama coach never came back down.
(Big Jon Big Jon) Big Bad Jon (Big Jon)

That second half was never played
Cause the bama players were too afraid
Big Jon was smiling and the game was over
Cause that’s how he rolls, the third Saturday in October.

(Big Jon Big Jon) Big Bad Jon (Big Jon)

Big Bad John-Original Lyrics-Jimmy Dean - YouTube
 
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