Official Jon Gruden Thread XV

[angrypug]

Forgive me of this is inappropriate, but I just got this text:

My barber informed me the new coach will be Jerry Sandusky. He'll turn those boys around

Thats worse than the unicorn man I posted.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Forgive me of this is inappropriate, but I just got this text:

My barber informed me the new coach will be Jerry Sandusky. He'll turn those boys around

Jake's being naughty this morning.:acute:

 

[EZE]

I hope all of these reports about continued discussions with Strong are wrong.

 

[voldawgforever]

Forgive me of this is inappropriate, but I just got this text:

My barber informed me the new coach will be Jerry Sandusky. He'll turn those boys around

hmy:






















lol:

 

[volatil]

Smoke screen or not, this is embarrassing.

 

[Chilmonty]

Gross.

Yep, WAAAY too soon! :no:

 

[VolFan32]

Jake, I see what you did there.

 

[yrock777]

well it could count as 3, or 2, or just 1. But I guess it depends. It may count as 0 if the second one cancels out the first one and negates itself. Look at what this coach search as done to me. I have lost my ability to reason... Please Gruden end this madness.

Seriously, I can't take much more! It's not fun anymore!:mf_surrender:

 

[Elvis68Vol]

Forgive me of this is inappropriate, but I just got this text:

My barber informed me the new coach will be Jerry Sandusky. He'll turn those boys around

I'll allow it.

 

[coffeevol]

Gruden was contacted this morning for comment on all job openings and the rumors and was quoted as saying " I promise that I will be on MNF next year and tell those idiots in Knoxville to come back to reality that their new coach will will be Lane Kiffin and he will do great the second time around"

 

[Jake]

Sorry y'all. My bad

 

[reasonablevol]

How about we hire an AD before we think about a coach?

 

[MWR]

So are you saying to stab Gruden if he doesn't come?:whistling:

Well, since Jon Gruden is evidently 10 feet tall and bullet proof, I don't think an attempt at stabbing him will be very successful.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Forgive me of this is inappropriate, but I just got this text:

My barber informed me the new coach will be Jerry Sandusky. He'll turn those boys around

Ouch

 

[Grubedoo]

Yeah but not I

BTW, who listens to that station anymore? Every time I flip channels during a commercial I hear the same callers.

 

[volatil]

TB reporting trying to get involved with Strong again

 

[golfballs]

Look at all that smoke! Clearly it means one thing..........

 

[gordonr24]

Is this thread locked?

 

[ATC_VOL]

Not yet

 

[CMcEver]

Smoke screen or not, this is embarrassing.

Did the AD even say we offered them? See Arkansas and Auburn searches... the media is clueless

 

[The Waco Kid]

Louisville working on extending Charlie Strong's current 5-year deal sources said

 

[Elvis68Vol]

TB reporting trying to get involved with Strong again

When the ugly girl tells you "no", don't go back and ask her again.

 

[Wilson27]

Really? Our local media which is clueless all of a sudden has REAL TIME reporting on what our AD is doing? REALLY?

 

[mrmax86]

Look at all that smoke! Clearly it means one thing..........

...pot has been legalized in Colorado!

 

[golfballs]

Is this thread locked?

Not yet. Gruden XXX is the goal :boobies: