All I'm saying is - Hart's going to NYC to some swanky get-together. Hopefully copious amounts of alcohol will be served. He'll overdo it, since he's on a trip and all. Big changes coming to UT - that'll justify the extra 3 Johnnie Walkers, he tells himself.
Right before he's about to cozy down for the evening...that thing happens to all men who've had too much to drink. Out of your hometown, in a new environment....your cellphone is RIGHT there. God, the urge is too much to resist. You have to drunk dial. But, who to call?
Well, we know one guy who's up at 3:15 every morning!