Official Jon Gruden Thread XVI

[eternal]

LOL Finally someone recognizes who it is.
FECK! ARSE! DRINK!!

forgot girls!

Father Ted is behind Doctor Who then faulty towers on my fav list

 

[BJWeeks]

Booooooooom!!!

 

[ASamWitch]

I feel like a little kid on Christmas Eve!!!!

Don't you get to open 1 on Christmas Eve?

 

[volgr]

We were getting the old band back together, then Doyle turned the lights out.

 

[Vol-in-Bham]

We enter the scene, in the middle of a dog fight...

Blackburn: He's firing!

Hart banks the plane to the right in an evasive maneuver, but the rounds penetrate the plane.

Hart: I'm hit, I'm hit! It's in the right engine. I'm shutting it down.

UTAD Plane is damaged, one engine out, there are bogeys everywhere. Legit reporters, pay site contacts, a strangely enough Petrino are all targeting the plane. Black smoke billows out from the engine so thick you can't easily make out where the plane is.

Hart is doing everything he can to keep them off his tail, but the task is not easy with one engine down. Every so often the bogeys get off a few shots that luckily hit the same damaged engine.

Cut to Gruden's jet, moments after being launched at Alert Five and going supersonic toward the fight, he banks away.

Meanwhile, on board the USS Tennessee Booster -- one of the world's most advanced aircraft carriers.

Peyton, manning radar/comms: Goddang it. Gruden's disengaging.

Haslam: I knew it. Sh!t! (Puffs on cigar.)

The scene cuts back to Gruden's cockpit...

Zook, Gruden's RIO: Get in there, come on.

Zook: What the hell are you doing?

Zook: Hart won't last down there alone...

Gruden, to himself: Talk to me, Al.

Zook: Gruden!

/dramatic pause/

Gruden clutches Al Davis' dog tags, then drastically cuts the jet back toward the fight.

Peyton: Gruden's re-engaging, sir!

Haslam: (Puffs on cigar.)

To be continued...

 

[RagingOrange]

Man the last thing I remember was Boro and OV bringing it. We're having having a Grugy, get ready to have grugism and next thing I know I'm waking up a few pages later. WTF

:lolabove:

 

[warrior]

Truly sucked being relegated to TOS and whatever old news I could google up.

Yea we need a backup plan.

 

[rocovol]

you send this in on a Walkie-Talkie?

no I overheard him say something on the show thought it was comical because i here from his agent but gruden dances around the issue all the time maybe its for publicity maybe it's not I still think he is coming to much smoke around the situation and the og's have said this situation will pretty much play out like this so until i see someone other than JG walk across the stage i am and will remain all gruden.

 

[Godfatha]

Holy hell.

Would scroll back to find out what was said, but that would take 5 months at this pace. What was said?

 

[triad280]

I think Freak knows...he's just adding server space for the inevitable
SONIC BOOM that is JG coming to Knoxville...

chance favors the prepared mind,and Volnation is prepared...

 

[SobeVol]

I got more work done during the volnation crash than I have in the last 2 weeks

That is hysterical!!!
And sadly so true!

 

[alexconner]

We enter the scene, in the middle of a dog fight...

Blackburn: He's firing!

Hart banks the plane to the right in an evasive maneuver, but the rounds penetrate the plane.

Hart: I'm hit, I'm hit! It's in the right engine. I'm shutting it down.

UTAD Plane is damaged, one engine out, there are bogeys everywhere. Legit reporters, pay site contacts, a strangely enough Petrino are all targeting the plane. Black smoke billows out from the engine so thick you can't easily make out where the plane is.

Hart is doing everything he can to keep them off his tail, but the task is not easy with one engine down. Every so often the bogeys get off a few shots that luckily hit the same damaged engine.

Cut to Gruden's jet, moments after being launched at Alert Five and going supersonic toward the fight, he banks away.

Meanwhile, on board the USS Tennessee Booster -- one of the world's most advanced aircraft carriers.

Peyton, manning radar/comms: Goddang it. Gruden's disengaging.

Halsem: I knew it. Sh!t! (Puffs on cigar.)

The scene cuts back to Gruden's cockpit...

Zook, Gruden's RIO: Get in there, come on.

Zook: What the hell are you doing?

Zook: Hart won't last down there alone...

Gruden, to himself: Talk to me, Al.

Zook: Gruden!

/dramatic pause/

Gruden clutches Al Davis' dog tags, then drastically cuts the jet back toward the fight.

Peyton: Maverick's re-engaging, sir!

Haslem: (Puffs on cigar.)

To be continued...

^^^Might be the single greatest post in the history of the internet....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e686mVWXhY0[/youtube]

 

[Gruuden]

wth

 

['Boro-vol]

Ok....which one of you a$$clownz tripped over the extension cord?

LOL! Soon!!!!

JGXII

 

[Virgil Cain]

We enter the scene, in the middle of a dog fight...

Blackburn: He's firing!

Hart banks the plane to the right in an evasive maneuver, but the rounds penetrate the plane.

Hart: I'm hit, I'm hit! It's in the right engine. I'm shutting it down.

UTAD Plane is damaged, one engine out, there are bogeys everywhere. Legit reporters, pay site contacts, a strangely enough Petrino are all targeting the plane. Black smoke billows out from the engine so thick you can't easily make out where the plane is.

Hart is doing everything he can to keep them off his tail, but the task is not easy with one engine down. Every so often the bogeys get off a few shots that luckily hit the same damaged engine.

Cut to Gruden's jet, moments after being launched at Alert Five and going supersonic toward the fight, he banks away.

Meanwhile, on board the USS Tennessee Booster -- one of the world's most advanced aircraft carriers.

Peyton, manning radar/comms: Goddang it. Gruden's disengaging.

Halsem: I knew it. Sh!t! (Puffs on cigar.)

The scene cuts back to Gruden's cockpit...

Zook, Gruden's RIO: Get in there, come on.

Zook: What the hell are you doing?

Zook: Hart won't last down there alone...

Gruden, to himself: Talk to me, Al.

Zook: Gruden!

/dramatic pause/

Gruden clutches Al Davis' dog tags, then drastically cuts the jet back toward the fight.

Peyton: Maverick's re-engaging, sir!

Haslem: (Puffs on cigar.)

To be continued...

Its Haslam* and he doesn't drink or smoke. Otherwise... NICE

 

[BleedorangeinGA]

Wow, unreal. I can't believe they are still together after all that crap.

 

[ATC_VOL]

Took a break at work to check VN and it's about crashed. Sure hope the explanation points from Boro and OV are true.

 

[f77f00]

The poor ol' site, she ain't long for this world now cap'n.

 

[Jake]

Damn...I plugged my Christmas tree in and WHAM...everything crashed.


BOOM!!! BOOM!!! BOOM!!!!

 

[UTodd01]

!

 

[SHOWOFF]

I don't know what is slower.... Vol nation thread or Sal Sunseri....

 

[DynaVol]

Ok....which one of you a$$clownz tripped over the extension cord?

LOL! Soon!!!!

JGXII

Seems like job productivity should improve within the next 36 hours... Lol

Gruden!!! It's real!!

 

[Grand Vol]

Please guys, tell me it's true!

My girlfriend is an OU fan and a closet Gator fan and the things I'm going to do to her tonight would make the entire LA porn industry blush if it's true.

Oh dear Lord, tell me its true.

 

[JCP201]

Tennessee Sports ‏@SportsNewsTN
According to @TonyBasilio, Jim Mora (UCLA) was 1 phone interview & done. T.B. speculates that #Gruden will be approached again if no Strong.

I think this was bogus or deleted. Can't find it anywhere.

 

[govols2008]

Scott Vann Pelt said earlier the Vols should change their name to the fulcrums bc all they are being used for is leverage for other teams.

Sad but true statement at this point..