Official Make Fun Of Kentucky

#32
#32
LittleCat said:
lulz.

it'd probably work on this UK defense.
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Idk, watching our offense in action has the potential to make your eyes bleed. Maybe if we don't pass the ball any we'll be OK.

As for you guys, we've had the darnedest time stopping qb's that run sub 5' flat 40's, so Whitlow could have a big day.

This game has the potential to be one of the sloppiest of all time.
 
#33
#33
Q. Why do ducks fly over Kentucky upside down?
A. There's nothing worth crapping on!

Q: If you have a car containing a Wildcats wide receiver, a Wildcats linebacker, and a Wildcats defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

Q: What does a Kentucky native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.


Q. What does a Kentucky Wildcat do on Halloween?
A. Pump kin!


Q: How can you tell if someone in Kentucky is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
 
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#34
#34
Well there is one problem with Kentucky, what good players they have will only play one year then head to the draft.




Oh wait they have a football team??? Never mind.
 
#35
#35
Rockytoptalker said:
As for you guys, we've had the darnedest time stopping qb's that run sub 5' flat 40's, so Whitlow could have a big day.

This game has the potential to be one of the sloppiest of all time.
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UK will probably be content to throw the ball lmao. I'm sick of us pretending we have a QB that can throw (same as UTs situation). I wish we'd just run option offense with Whitlow/Kemp/Timmons/etc and mix in a few screens here and there.

And yes, I wouldn't be surprised if this game has more defensive td's than offensive. Or else just a lot of punting.
 
#39
#39
LittleCat said:
You've lost to us once in 30 years.

What you do vs. other teams seems to not be much of a factor for this game.
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I think your guys will come to play this Saturday, and I'm not just saying this because of my recent disappointment with UT's lackluster performance last Saturday.

Even though you have a losing record, your guys seem to be playing some of the same opponents we have with a little fire in their belly. Although it can be a bit of a stretch to extrapolate future performance from playing like-teams, the odds are are about 50/50 on who will be walking away with the "W" in a few days.

If UT were playing, coaching, and scheming with more decisiveness and purpose, I'd more inclined to believe our consistency would be such that a little chest beating could be validated. As such, we ain't even close.
 
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#40
#40
we found LittleCat

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#48
#48
Let's just hope that Powell running back Dyshawn Mobley doesn't tear us up after Drooley decided he wasn't good enough to play for TN. That would not be funny.

Last week he had a 69 yard TD right up the middle where he outran all of the UGA secondary.
Dyshawn Mobley TD-run vs Georgia - YouTube
 
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