Official Night Before The First Game Thread

#28
#28
DresdenVol said:
My girlfriend and I have been together since February..I hope she understands my mindless obsession with Tennessee Football tomorrow..
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You might want to sit her down and explain a few things. You know..lay some ground rules.

1. No talking except cheering during game
2. Keep the beers cold and the food a'comin'
3. No talking except cheering during the game
4. No asking about rules, aka no talking
5. No talking.
 
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#29
#29
She's trying to get into football more than the typical girl would. We live in Martin, and UT-Martin played UK so we watched it today and she almost made my cry at one point when she said, wow that was an amazing pick..in reference to that bad*** one handed interception. I think she will survive this as long as we win big
 
#30
#30
FLVOL_79 said:
You might want to sit her down and explain a few things. You know..lay some ground rules.

1. No talking except cheering during game
2. Keep the beers cold and the food a'comin'
3. No talking except cheering during the game
4. No asking about rules, aka no talking
5. No talking.
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I may not let her be in the same room if she violates 1,3,4,5
 
#32
#32
smokeyhuntsgators said:
Just got my toenails painted orange.

The cats are sporting their new glow in the dark orange collars.

Hubby and I have discussed our attire for the game.

:rock::dance2::loco::pepper::popcorn:
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Sex with husband the night before a Sunday game guarantees a Vol WIN!

Tell your husband I said "you're welcome!"
 
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#33
#33
I got my socks drying in the microwave, the hair on my back, I don't plan to shave. I got the house to myself while my girl is away, I'll be rocking all night! Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew, lounge in my boxers like I used to do. They'll be no Mily Cyrus on the tube, no...I'll be watching the game. Well it's a great day to be a guy!
 
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#35
#35
ainge10heisman said:
I got my socks drying in the microwave, the hair on my back, I don't plan to shave. I got the house to myself while my girl is away, I'll be rocking all night! Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew, lounge in my boxers like I used to do. They'll be no Mily Cyrus on the tube, no...I'll be watching the game. Well it's a great day to be a guy!
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lol...wtf
 
#37
#37
Just started raining at my home. Hopefully it will get outta here before tomorrow's festivities begin.
 
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#38
#38
Y'all see where USU only sold 800 tickets? Tomorrow nights crowd will be lopsided and fun.
 
#40
#40
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the Vols came out and just steam rolled USU?
Hurd and Lane get 2TD's each and Worley throws for 3 TD's!
The defense only gives up 87yds on the ground and 110 through the air? WOWZA! WOWZA! WOWZA!
Go Vols
 
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#41
#41
photovol said:
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the Vols came out and just steam rolled USU?
Hurd and Lane get 2TD's each and Worley throws for 3 TD's!
The defense only gives up 87yds on the ground and 110 through the air? WOWZA! WOWZA! WOWZA!
Go Vols
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I like how u think. :good!:
 
#42
#42
I just strapped on my Orange tinted beer goggles.....(again) FIRED UP! We goin to whip some arse!....and survive yet another pre game hangover.
 
#44
#44
keckjm said:
It was the night before the UT game
We all were ready to go
however Jalen Hurd isn't registered as a TE
Say it ain't so?

There's BBQ ready to be cooked on the smoker
And if Sarah Mitchell shows up I might just poke her

We are going to wash the food down with loads of beer
So let's just skip the night so the UT game can be here

LV will be on VolNation arguing about recruiting numbers
While I'm hoping Sarah Mitchell shows up so I can use my rubbers

Butch Jones will come out with all three buttons tied
Waiting for all vol fans to show up to show our pride

So let's skip the BS and go whoop some a**
And let's hope Justin Worley can complete a pass
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Who is Sarah Mitchell??? Maybe a stupid question
 
#48
#48
I keep seeing this happen in my head. Just a feeling I have.

Hurd comes into the game for the first time to give lane a break. We're all excited to see what he looks like. He sees a hole and busts through it and it's off to the races where he uses his long legs and 4.34 speed to take it to the house for about 40-50 yards.
 
#50
#50
ainge10heisman said:
I got my socks drying in the microwave, the hair on my back, I don't plan to shave. I got the house to myself while my girl is away, I'll be rocking all night! Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew, lounge in my boxers like I used to do. They'll be no Mily Cyrus on the tube, no...I'll be watching the game. Well it's a great day to be a guy!
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I lol'd.:lol:
 
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