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Things that could cause the Vols issues and derail the Heup train:
a) losing to three or more of the second-tier teams in the East: Kentucky, Mizzou, USCe, Vandy.
b) it being revealed that Heup is actually an illegal immigrant from Columbia named Pablo Vasquez, a drug runner who 'defected' once he got into the US and set up an alternate identity, who it turned out was actually really talented both playing and coaching football...and now must be deported.
c) the NCAA losing its mind and sentencing the Vols to the death penalty in football, a punishment not seen since 1987 SMU. [within a month, the NCAA would cease to exist]
d) a meteor measuring 20 miles in diameter hitting Wilmington, NC, vaporizing much of the US east coast from Maryland to Georgia, and causing the Appalachian Mountains in four states to slump into the ocean, that in turn causing Knoxville to be hit by a magnitude 8.3 earthquake and Neyland Stadium to collapse in on itself.
Those are the only scenarios I can think of that could cause us problems. I believe we're safe from just about all of them. But take a closer look at Heupel's complexion, next time you see him. Just in case.
a) losing to three or more of the second-tier teams in the East: Kentucky, Mizzou, USCe, Vandy.
b) it being revealed that Heup is actually an illegal immigrant from Columbia named Pablo Vasquez, a drug runner who 'defected' once he got into the US and set up an alternate identity, who it turned out was actually really talented both playing and coaching football...and now must be deported.
c) the NCAA losing its mind and sentencing the Vols to the death penalty in football, a punishment not seen since 1987 SMU. [within a month, the NCAA would cease to exist]
d) a meteor measuring 20 miles in diameter hitting Wilmington, NC, vaporizing much of the US east coast from Maryland to Georgia, and causing the Appalachian Mountains in four states to slump into the ocean, that in turn causing Knoxville to be hit by a magnitude 8.3 earthquake and Neyland Stadium to collapse in on itself.
Those are the only scenarios I can think of that could cause us problems. I believe we're safe from just about all of them. But take a closer look at Heupel's complexion, next time you see him. Just in case.
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