Ok Volnation man up. Which on of you is this guy?

#78
#78
That's just redneck enough for UT to showcase in one of those jumbotron montages. They love to show off our good side.
 
#79
#79
whitw said:
It's a simple redneck "mullet".







Nice spin though. :thumbsup:
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Perhaps it was simple to the untrained eye. But I've seen my share of mullets, sir, and this one is really top notch. See the attention to detail on the front. The flat-topiness. And the carefully manicured flow in the back. No doubt that thing is conditioned - daily. And the dye job is the icing on the cake. Note the stain on the back of his shirt. That's high quality Halloween spray-on hair dye - a seasonal product, mind you. And the white Goatee to set off the orange was a stroke of pure genius.

Oh, it may seem simple to you, but what I beheld was nothing short of spectacular. Good day to you, sir.

If ratemymullet.com is still up and running, this should be put on there post haste.
 
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VolinMichigan said:
Perhaps it was simple to the untrained eye. But I've seen my share of mullets, sir, and this one is really top notch. See the attention to detail on the front. The flat-topiness. And the carefully manicured flow in the back. No doubt that thing is conditioned - daily. And the dye job is the icing on the cake. Note the stain on the back of his shirt. That's high quality Halloween spray-on hair dye - a seasonal product, mind you. And the white Goatee to set off the orange was a stroke of pure genius.

Oh, it may seem simple to you, but what I beheld was nothing short of spectacular. Good day to you, sir.

If ratemymullet.com is still up and running, this should be put on there post haste.
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You are a vfl and a gentleman, sir.
 
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