One more Rod Wilks joke

[ankh83]

One year Rod Wilks wife burnt the turkey. Rod went outside; caught a wild turkey and swallowed it hole. He returned and pooped it out perfectly cooked and carved. Rod Wilks's wife says "Wow baby, that's amazing! How did you do that?" He lowered his shoulder and tackled her threw the kitchen table. No one questions The Rod Wilks.

 

[orangelo]

One year Rod Wilks wife burnt the turkey. Rod went outside; caught a wild turkey and swallowed it hole. He returned and pooped it out perfectly cooked and carved. Rod Wilks's wife says "Wow baby, that's amazing! How did you do that?" He lowered his shoulder and tackled her threw the kitchen table. No one questions The Rod Wilks.

Not a true story IMO. Everyone knows that RW will only eat his meat rare. So rare in fact he only eats unicorns.

 

[mmajaz12]

So....serious question....

Now that Rod Wilks has graduated..

Who is the next Rod Wilks?

I vote Cody Blanc.

How dare you ask this question !!!
Haven't you seen the pure awesomeness that radiates from Q watson's jacket ???

 

[Negateer]

Lame OP.

THis guy has worked harder these last five years than you have worked in your entire life.

 

[bleedorange0037]

all you people that had fun cracking joke about him, didnt play d1 football and probably didnt get a college degree!

Thanks for your input Buzz Killington.

 

[utmba93]

Lame OP.

THis guy has worked harder these last five years than you have worked in your entire life.

Pretty sure Rod knows it's all in good fun...

otherwise, he would have banned VN.

 

[golfballs]

Which poster is the one who started the Rod Wilks praise. The prophet if you will

 

[mackievol]

Rod has inside jokes with complete strangers. Cuba even buys cigars from Rod. He once killed a bear with his own hands. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get in any strange ideas. Even the police call him in for questioning because he is that interesting. Also speaks French in Russian. He once traveled to the Virgin Islands, when he left it was just the Islands. He even still bowls overhanded.

The most interesting man in the world.

Stay thirsty my friends.:hi:

 

[terrypedigo]

:fireworks::fireworks::fireworks::fireworks::fireworks:We will get Rod JR. in 20 years.

 

[jdbeard]

I heard that Rod was born in a log cabin.

That he built with his OWN TWO HANDS!!