Just go buy a whole hog, butchered and wrapped, and stuff it all in the freezer with a big bow on it. Then tell her you just fast-forwarded to the good part. Then say youre welcome.
People lie like dogs when trying to sell those things! Don't believe the age in any pic you see. Those cute little "here's piggly at 8 months!" is probably close to piggly at 8 weeks.
No, it got up and ran off as fast as it could go and his somewhere behind the neighbors house. Saw them outside the next afternoon digging a hole to bury it in.
I though pigs were supposed to be smart, but this one ran out of the other neighbors garden that it had been tearing up and into the road and charged my truck head on.
Anyone have any experience with owning one as a pet? The girlfriend is wanting one for her birthday. My only experience with pigs is in the form of bacon, not in the pet form.