Peyton Manning on Rob Lowes Roast

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Did anyone watch it? He was actually pretty good.

ps. I never watch Roasts. I only watched it because of Peyton
 
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Yeah, I enjoyed it and peyton was pretty funny. Ann Coultre was so bad it was hilarious.
 
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Ann Coulter is actually David Lee Roth. That explains the giant Adams Apple
 

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n_huffhines said:
IMO, best roaster is between Peyton and Pete Davidson
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Pete Davidson is hilarious. The best comedians and Roasters can make fun of themselves and laugh at great jokes about themselves, and he rips himself wide open all the time at events like this.
 
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The one guy told Peyton that they tell zika babies to look at him so they can realize it could be worse. Something like that anyway. Ouch but LOL
 
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KingtUT said:
The one guy told Peyton that they tell zika babies to look at him so they can realize it could be worse. Something like that anyway. Ouch but LOL
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There were several really funny jokes at Peyton's expense.

He let Katrina victims stand on his forehead during the flooding...room for everybody.

Peyton was there because Eli was unavailable because he was still out there making their dad proud.

Forgot who said those. The best one was:

Nikki Glaser talking about how he was so great on commercials...like really great...one of the best ever...like the Tom Brady of commercials...you know, the greatest.
 
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I watched it. It turned into the Roast of Ann Coulter. Not sure why they wanted her on stage and when it was her turn all she did was promote her book. That was painful to watch. Peyton had the best jokes IMO.
 
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Daloth said:
Pete Davidson is hilarious. The best comedians and Roasters can make fun of themselves and laugh at great jokes about themselves, and he rips himself wide open all the time at events like this.
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I wonder if he'll get invited back to do another roast. Not sure his decorum was on point yesterday. He said, "duh, good one" to Ann Coulter's joke about him. I've never seen a roaster heckle another roaster...sometimes they'll crack a small joke, but he went well beyond that.
 
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n_huffhines said:
I wonder if he'll get invited back to do another roast. Not sure his decorum was on point yesterday. He said, "duh, good one" to Ann Coulter's joke about him. I've never seen a roaster heckle another roaster...sometimes they'll crack a small joke, but he went well beyond that.
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Roasters went after the Situation when he was on, albeit not that badly. I think a major reason why they were so mad at her was that she refused to use the jokes that the roast writers had worked to write for her.

My favorite was Jimmy Carr. He is just so great at insulting. "The only people with more concussions than NFL players are their wives" beautiful. "Jewel...God blessed you with a beautiful voice, a beautiful body, and a face"
 
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n_huffhines said:
I wonder if he'll get invited back to do another roast. Not sure his decorum was on point yesterday. He said, "duh, good one" to Ann Coulter's joke about him. I've never seen a roaster heckle another roaster...sometimes they'll crack a small joke, but he went well beyond that.
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I would agree with you if it wasnt Ann Coulter.
 
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crusse10 said:
Roasters went after the Situation when he was on, albeit not that badly. I think a major reason why they were so mad at her was that she refused to use the jokes that the roast writers had worked to write for her.

My favorite was Jimmy Carr. He is just so great at insulting. "The only people with more concussions than NFL players are their wives" beautiful. "Jewel...God blessed you with a beautiful voice, a beautiful body, and a face"
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Jimmy Carr's standup i saw was hilarious, and his laugh is just so unique it's funny.
 
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crusse10 said:
Roasters went after the Situation when he was on, albeit not that badly. I think a major reason why they were so mad at her was that she refused to use the jokes that the roast writers had worked to write for her.

My favorite was Jimmy Carr. He is just so great at insulting. "The only people with more concussions than NFL players are their wives" beautiful. "Jewel...God blessed you with a beautiful voice, a beautiful body, and a face"
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I'm still pissed they eliminated him in The Roast Battle for the weird Kennedy guy. He's one of the best roasters in the world.
 
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crusse10 said:
Roasters went after the Situation when he was on, albeit not that badly. I think a major reason why they were so mad at her was that she refused to use the jokes that the roast writers had worked to write for her.

My favorite was Jimmy Carr. He is just so great at insulting. "The only people with more concussions than NFL players are their wives" beautiful. "Jewel...God blessed you with a beautiful voice, a beautiful body, and a face"
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My wife was dying at JC's "you got your face from your Daddy's ****" comment.
 
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When did they get so incredibly mean spirited? The last one I watched was probably Hasselhoff and I don't remember it being so. The Jewel looks jokes, most of the AC stuff, and the Pete Davidson's dad-9/11 jokes were horrible. Before you call me a prude, I have a Doug Stanhope station on Pandora...that Andy Andrist dude ain't right - hysterically funny though.

Also, Ann Coulter claims she got laughs but CC edited them out to make her look bad. The whole point of a roast is for the people to laugh at themselves. The aired version showed ZERO crowd laughs for AC. I can't believe the celeb crowd didn't laugh when she said it was nice to be with a group of Hollywood elites and it not be an Obama fundraiser.
 
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VolMax said:
When did they get so incredibly mean spirited? The last one I watched was probably Hasselhoff and I don't remember it being so. The Jewel looks jokes, most of the AC stuff, and the Pete Davidson's dad-9/11 jokes were horrible. Before you call me a prude, I have a Doug Stanhope station on Pandora...that Andy Andrist dude ain't right - hysterically funny though.

Also, Ann Coulter claims she got laughs but CC edited them out to make her look bad. The whole point of a roast is for the people to laugh at themselves. The aired version showed ZERO crowd laughs for AC. I can't believe the celeb crowd didn't laugh when she said it was nice to be with a group of Hollywood elites and it not be an Obama fundraiser.
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She literally turned down some amazing jokes (google them and you can find them) for her own stuff. Because she said "They don't know what humor is." before the show. So, all the comedians and celebs on the dais knew this woman thought she was hilarious and funnier than anyone else there before hand. And the fact she wasn't there to try to be funny, but promote her book, only made it worse.

Steve-o and the Situation tried to be funny on their own and bombed. But we made fun of them and moved on. Ann hired someone to write jokes for her and bombed so we make fun of her even more.


As far as mean spirited, I'm not sure you watch many roasts. This was a pretty standard one really. Just be glad they don't have Jeselnick or Lisa Lampanelli anymore because they would've been far worse.
 
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