Philanthropy

[BayouVol]

Originally posted by LadyinOrange@May 12, 2005 9:40 PM
I was so touched by all the entreaties that I'm giving EVERYONE $1,000.


:groupwave:


EXcept OWB and redneckdave.

Sorry guys.

THANKS for the Money LIO! You have no idea what this means to me!

It came at the perfect time!

 

[duckman398686]

epper: just recieved $1000 vol dollars. epper: epper:

Thanks LIO :rocks:

 

[volmanjr]

I got 2 kids eating me out of house and home, please send money!!! plus I really could use a new ginzu knife set for my ninja escapades!!!

 

[surrealvol]

LiO, you didn't set a deadline, so here I've been trying to think of a really good request and you up and give money away at the drop of a hat.

My request was going to be that I needed the money so I could set owb up with a billiards instructor who could teach him to shoot pool well enough not to LOSE EVERY SINGLE TIME WE PLAY!!!!!!!

lol: :dlol: lol: lol: :dlol: :dlol: lol: lol: lol: :dlol: :dlol: :dlol: B)

 

[OWB]

Originally posted by surrealvol@May 13, 2005 4:25 PM
My request was going to be that I needed the money so I could set owb up with a billiards instructor who could teach him to shoot pool well enough not to LOSE EVERY SINGLE TIME WE PLAY!!!!!!!

lol: :dlol: lol: lol: :dlol: :dlol: lol: lol: lol: :dlol: :dlol: :dlol: B)

:shakehead: Check out Surreal's latest DVD fresh from the cutting room floor...

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by volmanjr@May 13, 2005 3:08 PM
I got 2 kids eating me out of house and home, please send money!!! plus I really could use a new ginzu knife set for my ninja escapades!!!

jr, I am sending YOU $2000 dollars. That should cover a week's groceries and the ginzu knives.

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by surrealvol@May 13, 2005 4:25 PM
LiO, you didn't set a deadline, so here I've been trying to think of a really good request and you up and give money away at the drop of a hat.

My request was going to be that I needed the money so I could set owb up with a billiards instructor who could teach him to shoot pool well enough not to LOSE EVERY SINGLE TIME WE PLAY!!!!!!!

lol: :dlol: lol: lol: :dlol: :dlol: lol: lol: lol: :dlol: :dlol: :dlol: B)

Surreal, after talking with OWB, I suspect you are trying to extort money from me.
I wish this board had a lawyer so I could begin legal proceedings against you.





Don't mess with my mid-life crisis.




:machinegun:

 

[volmanjr]

many blessings to you oh gracious one!

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by volmanjr@May 13, 2005 5:44 PM
many blessings to you oh gracious one!

And to you, my child.







:lol:

 

[OWB]

Originally posted by LadyinOrange@May 13, 2005 5:39 PM
Surreal, after talking with OWB, I suspect you are trying to extort money from me.
I wish this board had a lawyer so I could begin legal proceedings against you.









:machinegun:

Yeah Surreal, stop trying to extort money from her. Those are serious crimes against the Queen buddy! :nono:

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood+May 13, 2005 6:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Orangewhiteblood @ May 13, 2005 6:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LadyinOrange@May 13, 2005 5:39 PM
Surreal, after talking with OWB, I suspect you are trying to extort money from me.
I wish this board had a lawyer so I could begin legal proceedings against you.









:machinegun:

Yeah Surreal, stop trying to extort money from her. Those are serious crimes against the Queen buddy&#33; :nono: [/quote]
OWB, we need to get you one of those internet law degrees. I need an attorney.


:lol:

 

[OWB]

Okay, but I will need some of your VN dollars to pay for the online classes.

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@May 13, 2005 6:48 PM
Okay, but I will need some of your VN dollars to pay for the online classes.

Sigh.



I haven&#39;t even retained you yet and you&#39;re already charging me.



How much??


:shakehead:

 

[kiddiedoc]

Hey LIO, why don&#39;t you just send me Surreal and OWB&#39;s combined 2-bills to cover their counseling after I demoralize them both on the doc&#39;s Orange felt downstairs?

 

[checkerboard_charly]

very creative thread lio. i LIKE it.

ok, my fiance just got all of her teeth punched out by this rabid kangaroo at the zoo. see, he jumped the fence and came after her for no reason. he just went ape- :censored: . he knocked her right in the mouth and all of her teeth are gone.


it is very sad..our wedding is ruined. we dont have insurance.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


PLEASE HELP US.



so do i win or not?

 

[kiddiedoc]

Originally posted by checkerboard_charly@May 13, 2005 9:08 PM
ok, my fiance just got all of her teeth punched out by this rabid kangaroo at the zoo. see, he jumped the fence and came after her for no reason. he just went ape- :censored: . he knocked her right in the mouth and all of her teeth are gone.

Hey CC, not that I&#39;m REAL big on lawyers at all, but i think you may be able to get something better that Vol Dollars for your incident? :lol:

 

[OWB]

Originally posted by kiddiedoc@May 13, 2005 10:00 PM
Hey LIO, why don&#39;t you just send me Surreal and OWB&#39;s combined 2-bills to cover their counseling after I demoralize them both on the doc&#39;s Orange felt downstairs?

:gun: kiddiedoc

 

[kiddiedoc]

OWB, acceptance is the first step to recovery.

Oh, and I&#39;m waaaaiiii-ting.

 

[OWB]

Sweet pic&#33; :bow: Please don&#39;t make me go through the 12 steps again...

 

[kiddiedoc]

Well, the good news is that there are really only 9 steps to go through in this case (unless you get a good break or a look at the nine off a combo). The bad news: it might cost you to learn.

 

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by kiddiedoc@May 13, 2005 10:00 PM
Hey LIO, why don&#39;t you just send me Surreal and OWB&#39;s combined 2-bills to cover their counseling after I demoralize them both on the doc&#39;s Orange felt downstairs?

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Sorry Charly, you&#39;re a dollar short and a day late. Freak closed the VN bank and ran off with all the money.

:angry:

 

[Freak]

Originally posted by LadyinOrange@May 14, 2005 10:13 AM
Sorry Charly, you&#39;re a dollar short and a day late. Freak closed the VN bank and ran off with all the money.

:angry:

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Sorry, can&#39;t talk now, I am counting my money.

 

[LadyinOrange]

:lolup:

 

[la.lovesorange]

BTW, thanks LIO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

 

[volbrian]

Well, being an undercover soldier in Lord Emperor Fulmers crusade to bring down the Bama program, all I can say is WE NEED MONEY&#33;&#33;&#33; As in all wars, money is needed to cover the costs of paying secret witnesses, lining up NCAA officials to testify against Bama in court and other things Im not at liberty to discuss. Even VN dollars go a long way in setting up secret documents that show booster A was secretly meeting with Recruit B.

Give til it hurts LIO. :bow: