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[joevol33]

Still hasn't brought me my maters!

 

[Tin Man]

Has neglected this thread for a day!

 

[joevol33]

Bumped it just in time

 

[malinoisvol]

Has two brothers named Darell

 

[joevol33]

Has two brothers named moe and Larry

 

[Wylo]

Has two brothers named Daryl and Daryl.

 

[Wylo]

Only reads the last post. Was late to the Daryl and Darrell party.

 

[Behr]

Is the reason there is a warning label on Superman Halloween costumes that say "cape does not allow you to fly off buildings "

 

[joevol33]

Has actually stolen candy from a baby

 

[Tin Man]

Is jealous of Behr's calloused candy thieving.

 

[joevol33]

Is the Forrest Gump of mustard.

 

[Tin Man]

Won't eat mustard unless it's yellow and comes out of a squeeze bottle.

 

[Wylo]

Is telling me that there is mustard that isn't yellow or not in a squeeze bottle?

Mind. Blown.

 

[joevol33]

Has a blown mind

 

[Behr]

Thinks he might be pregnant

 

[joevol33]

Had a crush on punky Brewster

 

[Behr]

Wishes he was punky Brewster instead of just punky.

 

[joevol33]

Once called 911 because there was no prize in his Cracker Jacks.

 

[Tin Man]

Skillfully removed the prize from Behr's crackerjacks so that the packaging looked unmolested (His kind of practical joke).

 

[joevol33]

Is going to drink like a Mexican after work

 

[Tin Man]

No-no, no, no, no-no-no, no, no-no, no, no-no
Na-no, no, na-no, no-no, na-no, no-no, no, no-no, no

 

[Behr]

Mom threw away his best porno mag..

 

[Tin Man]

Mom drew diagrams with instructions using scientific terminology in the porn mags he tried to hide under his mattress.

 

[Behr]

Was on the cover of the gay midget porn mag behind the counter at every truck stop in North America back in the 90's.

 

[joevol33]

Bought every copy he could find!