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[Tin Man]

Dreams of electric sheep

 

[Orangeslice13]

Owns a sand blaster for personal grooming

 

[hmanvolfan]

Has perpetual sand in his jock strap

 

[joevol33]

Eats chicken wings with syrup

 

[Tin Man]

Is deeply disappointed that hman doesn't use pure cane syrup, but rather drenches his chicken wings in Mrs. Butterworth's.

 

[joevol33]

Enjoys a good case of waking farts

 

[hmanvolfan]

Pays homeless guys to Dutch oven him each night at bedtime.

 

[joevol33]

Watches Sesame Street naked

 

[hmanvolfan]

Swings through the trees with the greatest of ease spider monkey style.

 

[malinoisvol]

Hangs out with Charlotte Johnson.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Once spent an entire month in a Mexican hostel hoping the love of his life would return, but alas Jaun was gone forever.

 

[joevol33]

Enjoys a good tea bagging

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Didn't give Butch a tip after delivering him a pizza.

 

[joevol33]

Showed his dog how to pee outside

 

[Volz4lif3]

Showed his dog how to pee outside

Smell like Fritos..

 

[Tin Man]

Was detained by authorities after creeping out the staff by sniffing bags of snacks at the mini mart.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Got caught sniffing his grandma’s panties

 

[joevol33]

Likes the feeling of warm pee running down his leg

 

[Tin Man]

Abuses fine cuts of beast flesh.

 

[joevol33]

Verbally abuses the mailman for delivering bills.

 

[Tin Man]

After mistakenly believing he heard an employee confirm his order as being for a "conch pizza," he went ballistic in a Pizza Hut and had to be restrained and removed by law enforcement personnel called to the scene.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Likes to eat food that is still moving.

 

[joevol33]

Is involved in a gang war with fox squirrels

 

[malinoisvol]

Wants more Cowbell.

 

[joevol33]

Prefers milk jugs full of rocks (my old HS did that)