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[Unknown Muppet]

Old enough to have attempted to moonwalk unironically.

 

[BigO95]

Has a crush on Miss Piggy

 

[joevol33]

Is miss piggy

 

[BigO95]

Dresses up like Kermit the frog and tries to flirt with me

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Normally falls for it.

 

[BigO95]

Gets all hot and bothered when he watches pee wee Herman movies

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Should know there is a reason it was called Pee Wee's Big Top

 

[joevol33]

Banned from the town 4th of July celebration for shooting bottle rockets from his butt

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Watches Fran Drescher videos like they are ASMR.

 

[joevol33]

Has joined 3 different cults trying to make friends

 

[BigO95]

Voted weirdest cross dressing midgets twenty years running

 

[joevol33]

Bought a burner phone to cuss out restaurants when his order was wrong

 

[BigO95]

Tips a quarter when he goes out to eat

 

[Behr]

Wife's theme song is I can't get no satisfaction.

 

[joevol33]

Sings during the preaching at church

 

[VolInNorthCack]

Sleeps during the preaching at church

 

[BigO95]

Obviously knows Joe's church habits well

 

[joevol33]

Soaks his feet in the toilet

 

[Toujours Pret]

Craps his pants on Fridays so he can leave work early

 

[BigO95]

Obviously knows Joe's work habits

 

[Behr]

Preaches David shot Goliath between the eyes with a .44.

 

[malinoisvol]

Preaches David shot Goliath between the eyes with a .44.

Knows it was a Saturday night special.

 

[Behr]

Didn't need to quote that. Lulz.

 

[malinoisvol]

Knows I took quoting lessons from @theFallGuy .

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Is a DA for taking lessons from TFG.